Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees

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[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

Agar meri kisi baat ki wajah se apki dil azari hui ho to uss k liye maazrat main q karo...

Apney dil ko samjhao..

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

آپ سب آزاد ہیں۔

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[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

My doctor said my cholesterol level is increasing, but the only thing that's not increasing is my income! Guess my wallet's on a strict diet while my cholesterol's living its best life! 😄 #CholesterolGains #BrokeButHealthy

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

I strongly condemn the desecration of the Holy Quran outside the Stockholm mosque on the occasion of Eid al-Adha in Sweden.

#Quran_is_our_soul

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

The only physical activity I do in a day is chewing food only..

😜😎😃😁🍲🏃‍♂️🏃

#ChewAndWin #FoodAthlete #JawFlexingPro #MunchingMastery #GourmetGnawing #BiteByBite #ChewForStrength #FoodFitness #ChewLikeAChamp

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

اس قوم کو تعلیم کی ضرورت ہے؟

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

کارپوریٹ آرگنائزیشن کی خوبصورتی یہ ہے کہ ہر ملازم یہ سمجھتا ہے کہ وہ کمپنی میں سب سے زیادہ کام کر رہا ہے اور دوسرا فرد مفت تنخواہ لے رہا ہے۔

😁😲👨‍💼👩‍💼👔📊😉

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

The beauty of the corporate organization is that every employee thinks that he/she is doing the most work in the company and the other person is taking salary as free.

😁😲👨‍💼👩‍💼👔📊😉

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

Hi @tabiyat_pk ,

We placed an ordr on https://t.co/9hO8asdsJc for medicines as SBP employee, but u didn't hv all the medicines we needed. This is not the first time we hv faced this issue; it has become a routine problem. Pls take note of ordr ID 4LY029 kindly resolve this mattr

[tabiyat.pk @tabiyat_pk]

We are proud to announce our partnership with the State Bank of Pakistan!

Through this partnership, we will be providing an online platform to the employees of the State Bank of Pakistan for easy access to authentic medicines across Pakistan.

#tabiyatpk #TabiyatKhush #Tabiyat

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

Is Ramzan kisi key Pakoray nhi jaal rahyie, kyun Gas hi nhi arahi hai

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[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

What is the purpose of over thinking. when you have to make a wrong decision?

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[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

Messi ko one down ana chayie woh sirf apney liye goal karta hai..

😂⚽🏆🇦🇷🆚🇸🇦

#FIFAWorldCup #Argentina #Qatar2022 #suadiarabia

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

I am missing those days when people lower their mask to talked.

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[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

Somebody :Do you have any feeling for him?

She: Yeah I am feeling bad for him.

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[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

Pakistan say jo paisay chori hokar London jatai rahyie hain. Uss per humney kuch kaha.. 😜🤣😂

#bentleystolen #Karachi #london

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

Shark's Mother: Bata main ney tumrey liye fried fish and fried prawn banyie hain..
Shark's Kid: Nahi mamma mujko internet cable hi khaani hai...

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[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

Why Gen Z call me Uncle...

Abey main sirf 5 saal hi bara hoon tum sy...

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[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

دل کے کنارے پر جو ایک چوٹ لگی ہے
زخم مٹ گئے ہیں لیکن درد باقی ہے

-شعیب رئیس

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

What hurts you?

Inflation: NO
Load Shedding : NO

When you are going to shutdown your laptop and

[Muhammad Shoaib ℝaees @iShoaib_Raees]

Accept that u can’t do things perfectly no matter how hard you try. You also can’t control everything in your life. So do yourself a favor and stop thinking you can do so much. And don’t forget to keep up ur sense of humor. Laughter goes a long way towards making you feel relaxed