Mr. Chrisp

Published by Time, Guardian, and many others. Ramen enthusiast. Co-host of @48minutesofdogs.

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[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

“…. but then we called and they actually had all different types of breakfast sandwiches.”

“Oh wow”

[Esther @_emKamm]

I respect those high class cats in tuxedos but I love that my guy just keeps it casual with socks and a g-string

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

Just tried to convince @videocrime that the MILF Hunter died of MERSA.

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

The Resident Evil movie was incredibly fun but I hate how most modern horror movies can't or won't nail the ending.

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

@airbagg3d I remember getting some really gnarly blisters doing specials in that game when it first came out. The sequels were pretty fun, too.

[C🇨🇮🐘 @chaka_________]

There are 5-6 secret additional hours between 1 and 3 am if you know how to do it correctly. This will take years off your life and make you look and feel like shit but also it is peak Going On The Computer Time

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i don’t think there would be this many charlie kirk memes if the antiwoke crowd and kirk himself didn’t make dominating virtually every marginalized group their core identity & then the admin + msm demanded reverence & fealty after the guy who said “school shootings are a price i’m willing to pay to preserve 2a” was killed in the 46th school shooting in 2025. we live in a violent country led by hypocritical monsters.

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

@lucavi_ftw @hausofdecline He has returned as el nino

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

Mac Demarco could do the funniest thing tomorrow and I will not elaborate

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Rule number one of corporate comms is when an employee quits and says your product is too dangerous you heartily agree with them and give non negligible odds on near-term human extinction

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

@airbagg3d Lmao

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

@yellowfyad @paraone @Lowenaffchen Our country looking like a generational bitch.

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

@yellowfyad @paraone @Lowenaffchen Lean and ripply fuel to energy ratio.

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

@JarJarFan69 Bert derner ner

[Mr. Chrisp @IShotGuyDebord]

If you make kratom illegal who is going to buy all the Rick and Morty shirts

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

And to my children, I leave my drawer full of installation manuals for appliances we no longer own, and a mangled pile of cords, adapters and wires.

[topical fuck storm 𓅃 @frank81832264]

We should add THC and adderall to it and create the Fifth Loko

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @crulge]

It's a little funny that food corporations got a little taste of deregulation and immediately began putting caltrops in trail mix