Ishika

Legally unbothered by this timeline. Everything I say here is not allowed to be used against me, okay? :)

[Ishika @Ishthetics]

Imagine falling for a Delhi guy and ending up in Delhi. Love’s cute till you start breathing air with texture. 💀
#DelhiPollution

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LinkedIn is a platform where your professional network watches you maintain a better games streak than a job streak :)

#LinkedIn #jobseekers

[Ishika @Ishthetics]

You were crying to "Saiyaara"… I was healing to "Metro..In Dino".
We’re not same, bro."

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Okay then?? Should I apply as CEO next time?
#jobhunt #freshers #unemployment #ITJobs

[Ishika @Ishthetics]

It's 2025. I update my resume more than my social life.
#JobHunt #unemployed #jobseekers #jobsearch

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Cooked isn’t even the word anymore when you start asking AI to study instead of you.

#student #unemployed #RelatableAF #AI

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Romanticize your unemployment, they said.
Meanwhile, my phone recharge is still sponsored by my parents.

#JobHunt #unemployment #desiHumor

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2025 has officially outdone Final Destination 5. Who’s directing this?

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At this point, agar zombie apocalypse aa bhi gaya toh bas bolungi: ‘acha ye bhi ho gaya.’

[Ishika @Ishthetics]

Looking for a tech job so I can do what every fresh graduate dreams of:
→ Pay EMIs
→ Cry over rejections
→ And return imaginary loans to Vijay Mallya.
If you're hiring, I’m listening.

#opentowork #TechTwitter #freshers #jobsearch #VijayMallya

[Ishika @Ishthetics]

Jumping on Twitter in 2025 like I don’t already have 17 existential crises a day.
Either way, the world isn’t ending or anything 🙃