The Prototype

Baking and making bread. I let the typos rock🤷🏼‍♀️

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

“She’s pretty but ruthless”

[moderatelyhinged 🗽 @AlienSuperFan]

“So, I’m to spend the rest of my life making needlepoint samplers in front of the fire?”

“For that you’d need to learn to thread a needle”.

Mrs. Astor ate with that response I fear 🤭🤭. #dagild #thegildedage

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

Found out this man has been stressing over rings. 😂

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Just a sleepy girl trying to get all her protein in and be a girl boss😩

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I got so close to God this year. So when I say He does not play about me, I stand on that. Blessed and highly favored.

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Done wrapping gifts. Finishing up 2 cakes and biscuits in the AM. I am exhausted.

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I would like to cancel the whole week.

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

I really need to find another way to express anger because this crying bit is old. Too gangster for that.

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

I consider myself a great boss. Stay honest with me and I will cover you. If you lie….well, that’s a different story. Be smart and stay honest. I got you.

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

The power has gone out 3 times already. I feel like that’s my cue to go home.

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I was so happy in Chicago.

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Back home where everyone is listening to respond rather than listening to understand.

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

I’ve been on vacation for 2 hours and already have people calling. I like being important because job security💁🏽‍♀️ but geez I set y’all up for success. Give me at least a day of peace.

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

Pissing me off right before I catch a flight is a bad idea.

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

Too much coffee on this rainy and slow work day. So ready for this little break.

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Did not know Thanksgiving is next week.

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Apparently I play chess in my sleep.

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

Idk why it just clicked, but I’m the only woman in management at my job. Doesn’t bother me or make me feel any kind of way but just a note on this Thursday.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

52 years ago this month, Sesame Street debuted the iconic "I Can Remember. "

You ready?

"A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.”

"A loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter.”

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

I’m an overthinker. There’s no way I will have an ounce of peace this weekend. I want to see this bs through but mentally I just want to quit. I’m not supported the way I need to be.

[The Prototype @iSimone89]

Know what gets grown men excited? Capri suns. Joy seeps out of their pores. Now I know how to keep the office peaceful.