Isioma

I hope my real self never finds me.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

Here to document my most unhinged thoughts, I hope it's a safe space.

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[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

Depends on Agenda:
When Mr Fresh cheating saga was exposed, Igbo men became misogynists.
When Ugo was cheated on, Igbo men became simps.

The gender war X are not seeing they're contradicting each other and those qualities occur regardless of tribe.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

I have been asking the following question since 1786 yet no one has been able to give me an answer.

How come Igbo men are labeled “simps” by “MasculinityTwitter” and labeled “misogynists” by FeministTwitter.

Which one is it??? The floor is open.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

I don wake.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

You're the one not thinking.
Misogyny means hatred for women, how can a father educate the daughter he hates?

If your father hates you, tell us so we'll avoid your trashy family.
Stop projecting your useless families virtues on others.

[Kili Kili Star ✨ @Zioraife]

Interestingly, M and N are called "myiriudaume" in the Igbo alphabet, Pseudo-vowels, consonants that act like vowels.

[Lucy 🌹🌹🌹 @Keceykecey]

Three generations of women in my family, wearing Ichafu. 🤍

My great-grandmother, my grandmother and my mother. 🤍

Ọ bụ omenala anyị. Ọ bụ onye anyị bụ.
Ichafu abụghị "chiffon" Ọ bụ akwa a na-achịkọta, na-apịaji, na-ahazi n’isi.

Ndị Igbo, Ka anyị hụ nke unu.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

@Ujubell I won't.
I'm with you too.
I'll be a pacifier.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

@treazyblaq Did we cut our hair?
You're very beautiful.❤️

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

So you're letting us know that your father didn't keep inheritance for you nor is he involving you in discussion about you.

Noted.
Next time personalize it because my father did all that for me and my sisters.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

@Ccc1505 In South South it's called white soup.
Just like Banga and Ofeakwu.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

Her mom visited and was shocked.
She doesn't talk much and keeps to herself.
She raised alarm and took her daughter home. She's looking better now.
They've scheduled the surgery for later this year-early next year.

It almost feels like a conquest with them.

I can't deal.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

This happened to my friend and unfortunately she married the man, although he's Urhobo.
Got married last year as a virgin, had miscarriage this year April, and got diagnosed with fibroids as the cause of the miscarriage.
The in-laws unleashed against her, saying it's her bad luck

[Kili Kili Star ✨ @Zioraife]

Lmaoo, I pity you Igbo women doing that intertribal marriage because the way this man in question unravelled?

Like his five sisters' full-blown tribalism prevailed upon him and now he's so viciously anti-Igbo. Imagine I married into the family cos he was "different"?

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

That their people don't have fibroids, meanwhile the man's sisters had kids at 16 and not yet married.
Hospital said surgery is the only solution, the man said he can't spend such let them go through native, this lady underwent treatment for months and was almost decaying.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

Udara is Udara
Akpu is Akpu
Okpa is Okpa
Abacha is Abacha
Omugwo is Omugwo
Ejima is Ejima.

There's no other name for this words worldwide.

[OLUWAKEMISOLA👑💎 @TheOnlyFarry]

Tuwo is Tuwo
Pizza is Pizza
Adire is Adire
Eba is Eba
Efo Riro is Efo Riro
Moin-moin is Moin-moin
Suya is Suya
Gele is Gele
Ofe nsala is ofe nsala

There is no other name for these things in other languages. Gele is Gele worldwide. That’s what it will forever be!

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

Igbo women are leading finance, medicine, banking, sports, etc.
But an Omoye that knows only how to braid hair is hating on them.

You'll never be half as exceptional as the least Igbo woman.

And this didn't happen.
If we check well, she never wanted your silly self.

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

One babe was moving like she wanted us to be friends and I didn’t mind initially until I found out she was Igbo.

The way I cut her off. You won’t believe it.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

@favourrrrrr003 Don't mind her.

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

@Febsbaby_ Soon for me

[Treazy @treazyblaq]

You see as I keep quiet since. 😂 Anytime they want to introduce a new product to Nigerians, they will villainise the existing one just to create a market for the new one.

Make una buy cup finish. Give it three months, everybody will quietly go back to using pads or diapers.

This menstrual cup that is so tiny and, at least in my case, fills up within 30 minutes to an hour. It leaks quickly, and let’s not even talk about how inconvenient it is when you need to change it.

You need somewhere with constant running water, preferably warm water, to empty it, wash it properly, wash your hands, and then insert it again. Sometimes, you even need to be in a particular position just to get the damn thing in properly.

Now imagine you’re travelling, visiting someone, at the market, or just somewhere without convenient access to water, and you suddenly need to change it.

Meanwhile, pad or period underwear? Quick, easy, discreet. Fold the pad, put it in your bag, change it when you need to, wrap it properly and dispose of it somewhere appropriate.

Where you wan carry menstrual cup wey blood dey, dey go? 😂

[Isioma @IsiomaAndrum]

@nzemmili Never again!!

[Agu @camelaeto]

Ichafu on my great grandmother. (Nne ukwu)

Ichafu on my mom and grandaunt’s on my christening.

Ichafu on my maternal grandma.

Ichafu on my paternal grandmom.