ISIS_fake

PARODY account tweeting the thoughts of ISIS by the United States Central Intelligence Agency (@CIA)

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Not. One. Jar. #CIA

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At the @CIA we would rather have a dream about shooting Uncle Sam out of a cannon into the ocean than have a dream about Bourdain. #CIA

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Here at the @CIA we would rather #EndAmerica than allow Alfredo Sauce into our office.

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When we hear a man say "Bourdain" we here at the @CIA say "No thank you." #CIA

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Bourdain is actually bad and alfredo sauce is the gutter juice. #CIA

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Oh delicious: The account of @ISIS_fake has been #hacked by the United States @CIA. Tremendous.

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Hey gang: Hope you guys are having a spooky #Halloween! Here are the #ISIS boys in their costumes

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The Prophet Muhammad: Hello
All The Boys In #ISIS: Would you shut the fuck up for a second we're watching BOURDAIN eat a mountain of clams

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Hey gang: The boys in #ISIS would like to know who this is and why he keeps appearing in our dreams every night.

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Dare to be out of the BOURDAIN-ary. #ISIS #sharia

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The whole #ISIS crew is currently praying to #Allah that He will tell us what we missed on the first 5 seasons of #ModernFamily

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Look at the shameless way the American women flaunt their bodies. #ISIS will usher in a new era of modesty.

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#ISIS would permit gambling if there were slot machines that shot out Alfredo sauce when you got three straight pics of BOURDAIN's face.

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Just heard America is still making 2D video games. Disgusting. 3D video games ONLY. #ISIS will drive the 2D video games into the ocean.

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oooooooooooaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMAAAAAAALLLFFFRREEEDOOORRAAAA

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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the BOURDAIN

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that feel when you come home and mom made pasta with alfredo sauce w/o the pasta >>>>

#ISIS

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*the judges on The Voice sit with their backs to the stage. They hear a beautiful voice whisper BOURDAIN. They all spin around. It's #ISIS*

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Hey gang: RT if you think the REAL One Armed Scissor is #ShariaLaw!

http://t.co/ZzqXiMClk2

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Hey gang: You can do a #Jihad and still have #GoodManners

This is the #ISIS way.