Saleem Abu Muhammad

This is the parody account for all communications to the ISIS Intern Team. Please do not subscribe if you are not ISIS. Inshallah we will not be destroyed. **

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

This map has to be wrong Kamal. I don't think the #DNCinPHL is just past your uncle's poppy farm. #runninglate

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

They can forward everything to [email protected] and we'll take care of future emails. https://t.co/qbS6aF4Q8E

[Arlene in the J-1 @ArleneInJ1]

Does anyone else think Hillary and the DNC should seriously look into an email 12-step program?

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

Saved https://t.co/2yxcSDppHx

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

Damn, opportunity missed. Will they be returning through the sewars? https://t.co/1q4Pc4hzC6

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

Seriously? I hope the first lesson is... don't eat your dog. #CIAK9 https://t.co/g0goQVyIH9

[SOFREP @sofrepofficial]

The CIA’s top 10 dog-training tips https://t.co/lVZ2j9RX7r

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

I checked with Saleem, and it's not us bro. #TeamPacman https://t.co/XYVdg8uCU0

[TMZ @TMZ]

Manny Pacquaio -- Targeted by Terrorists ... Says Philippines Prez https://t.co/eCl0R2i4yw

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

Exactly, the great satan! https://t.co/sLg4AehbJP

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

This is probably why we call you "great satan" but inshallah we #Coachella2016 https://t.co/x3GRNyLJr3

[MTV @MTV]

What did these people wear to #Coachella though? https://t.co/k58o9q6tun

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

Thank you @BernieSanders. Finally, an American who might not drone Kamal just for trying to infiltrate America. https://t.co/abHjJzR8hm

[Fox News @FoxNews]

.@BernieSanders calls for more support for refugees during visit to the Vatican.

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

@sipskhan @TMZ I'm putting a jihad on Hezbollah. I mean, I'm going to, once my internship is up. #HezbollahSucks

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

@sipskhan @TahverA @TMZ You better watch your back homie. Kamal, Saleem, and Shamal are my ISIS Intern bros. We will wreck Hezbollah baby.

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

@sipskhan @TMZ my name is on my twitter account. Why you hating? You jihad, I jihad, can't we be friends? Inshallah you'll quit the B team.

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

@ArleneInJ1 yeah, but Facebook is our intelligence service.

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

@SOFREP we will miss you Shamal. #RIP #ComfortingYourWife

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

@MTV @DudePerfect @robdyrdek @CMT ...and people wonder why ISIS is able to find recruits.

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

@sipskhan @TMZ Is Army Feet the sequel to Happy Feet?

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

@sipskhan @TMZ are you saying TMZ is going to destroy ISIS? I mean, they did alright on Princess Diana, but come on.

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

Kamal keeps singing 'B*tch I Operate' and doing some dance. I think it's brain parasites again.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

What we know so far about #Brussels attacks https://t.co/O3W8C2J1dW

[Saleem Abu Muhammad @ISISInternComms]

No Jabal, this wasn't an invite to start sending me Candy Crush invites! https://t.co/tA6UeEBOVW

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NSA phone data collection program ends, forcing debate over terror concerns https://t.co/I9hfGRVkVo