Brandon?

UW Alum, Padres, 49ers. RIP Kobe 🙏

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

@Padres Can we please send manny down

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

Do you have what it takes?

➡️ https://t.co/Ok7TSzdsdq

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

82-0? Kobe, Jordan, LeBron, your first babysitter and the guy who is always waiting for the next game at the YMCA. They’re 82-0

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

I wish whenever @CP3 was interviewed, they’d ask him how many Chips he’d have if the nba didn’t veto the trade to LA. I expect better @PatMcAfeeShow

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

Now @CNN is hiding behind subscriptions. Another early warning for the death kneel that is sure to come

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

More late night thoughts - I miss @blockbuster if seventeen copies of Forrest Gump are rented!? Check the return bin…I’ll wait

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

“I promise, things will get better!”
Bystander: “How do you know?”
Eating a churro, covered in salt: “well, it can’t get much worse”

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

Can we call bumble bees just bees? Yes they bumble around, but I don’t call my neighbors knocking at the wrong door Jane. She’s just bumbling Jane. Oh wait….

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

The guy to his friend in line waiting for donuts: have you ever seen a family get out of a Cybertruck? Nope, just an angry, lonely man every time 😂

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

@PatMcAfeeShow Bruh anyone who doesn’t know this is fake should check themselves. Reality tv for men 😂 what a joke

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

@KimGrinolds @aaronwbeach @UWCoachSprinks @UW_Basketball Oh the other two sent shockwaves my bad 😂

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

My hope is we get @isaiahthomas @CHILLCONROY @QuincyPondexter and @CoachRomar to all come back and lead @UWAthletics back to the glory days 🙏

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

@ESPNFC Still not as bad as @ChelseaFC @ChelseaFCinUSA 😡

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Happy birthday, Jackson! 🥳

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

Please someone tell me I missed the news of @UWCoachSprinks being fired. That’s the only explanation for this transfer portal

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Chelsea have lost and failed to score in five of their last six matches.

And the one win was against third-tier Port Vale 🫠

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

@NFLonFOX Sorry NY Football 🥺@Espngreeny

[Brandon? @isitBrandon]

@BarackObama I love this man