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Quotes from our “three-nager”

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The☀️ is hurting my eyebrows

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“Daddy, your tummy is bigger than mommy’s tummy”

😶

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Isla comes up to Knox’s room while I’m (Brianne) putting him to bed and asked if I could open something .. I said sure, could daddy not get it ?? She serious as can be says “no, daddy doesn’t have strong muscles anymore so I need you to.”

☺️☺️☺️☺️👏🏼💪🏼

@BrockGreenhow

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Isla: “I have a butt crack”

Aka a wedgie

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“Mommy you smell like puke. I need to get away from you.”

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At the dinner table, outta nowhere ….

“Lotta memories in here.”

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*crosses eyes*

“One knoxy, two knoxy.”

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I’m done with this world.

-Isla, 3 years old

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Daddy: Isla I might have to go into work today because my computer is broken
Isla: What happened to it?
Daddy: I wish I knew
Isla: Maybe you can hammer it to fix it
Daddy: Not a bad idea Isla

#kidssaythedarndestthings
#shitkidssay

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While looking at a rotten apple on our patio Isla said to me crying “Daddy will you hold me please there is a meat ball on the ground”

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Grocery shopping with Isla and there was a woman working to put out more lunchables and Isla points at her and says: “Daddy is that a boy!?”

No lunchables for Isla this week…

[JJ @lovelymess24]

Last Sunday, @IslaGraySays said she had a great day with me and I am STILL living for it! 🥺🥺🖤🖤 @BriiZee18

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While looking at her pretend grape juice...
Isla: Daddy I want the purple drank
Daddy: Me too Isla, me too

#kidssaythedarndestthings
#shitkidssay

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At 6:45am with no music playing:
Isla: Daddy can I shake my booty?
Daddy: Uh sure...

#kidssaythedarndestthings
#shitkidssay

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Isla: What’s this place
Mommy: A gas station
I: (In awe of the candy) I like this place!
... goes potty...
I: can I get some candy??
M: I left my money in the car
I: Oh DANGIT!!

#kidssaythedarndestthings
#shitkidssay