Isidra Acobe

Completely one of a kind. Mom and Actress

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Stop teaching your daughters that if a boy is mean to her it’s because he likes her.

Teach her to throat punch that little mf and tell him to back off.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

This version is way better than just saying ‘we are not our ancestors.

[Chris Original Black Navy Vet @Chris4Perkins2]

Went for a walk. Saw these two Mormon guys talking to a couple of Black teens. I told the teens to ask them what their religion thought about Black people.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

THE FUCKING NERVE OF NETFLIX AND OTHER STREAMING SERVICES TO ENCOURAGE US TO CANCEL OUR CABLE WITH THE PROMISE TO DELIVER AN AD FREE SERVICE, ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND RE INTRODUCE ADS, AND THEN CHARGE YOU ON TOP OF YOUR CURRENT PLAN FOR THE PRIVILEGE TO REMOVE THEM!!!!!

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Anybody else in the 30s-40s and ready to retire? 🤣

[Isidra Acobe @Islala88]

@tugce190333 68

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[Isidra Acobe @Islala88]

@Simi_2210_ Skin or epidermis

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Isidra Acobe @Islala88]

@sheistyler My condolences Tyler. I'll be praying for you and your family ❤️

[Isidra Acobe @Islala88]

Italians are the Domincans of Europe. #truth

[DELETE @JubileeDJ]

This kid on the train just screamed YO EVERYBODY and we all thought “Showtime” was for sure happening and he screamed MY FRIEND GOT INTO CORNELL while hugging his friend and now the whole train car is screaming and clapping lol 😭

[Caleb Eli ❣️ @Caleb__Eli]

I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

if a doctor who graduated medical school says you need something, it should be illegal for someone sitting behind an insurance desk with absolutely zero medical training to deny you coverage...

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You ever noticed that it’s socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth, the response is always “it’s their money.”

[k @alfkkifine]

Women: I want to go for a run.
Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped.

Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage.
Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped.

Women: I want to live alone.
Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too.

Women: What about going to the park?
Society: Dangerous.

Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then.
Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times.

Women: I was raped.
Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be Henry Cavill
> born on a tiny British island no one can find on a map
> bullied at boarding school. they call you "Fat Cavill"
> lose 21 lbs for your first film role at 17
> miss Batman. Christian Bale gets it
> miss Bond. Daniel Craig gets it
> miss Superman. Brandon Routh gets it
> they call you the unluckiest man in Hollywood
> Zack Snyder calls. you're playing World of Warcraft
> miss the call
> call back immediately. say you were "saving a life"
> become the first non-American Superman in history
> bench press the entire DC universe
> Netflix offers you The Witcher. you read all the books first
> they take both roles away anyway

Happy 43rd birthday to the most over-qualified man in Hollywood

[jane @ijanedoll]

When I overhear my daughter say, "I'm not mean. You just aren't used to girls standing up for themselves."