Isla MacCall

25
Professional Singer-songwriter
Free Tibet

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

@Mobius_Games how exactly did you make a perfect game even more perfect? Because honestly my tiny mind can't comprehend this witchcraft.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

Just had to go in for a cervical biopsy and why in the fuck do we not get any numbing for that?
I mean important to get it done but Jesus, 'You'll feel some pressure' is the biggest lie I've ever been told.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

Always get mad at the way MP's speak to Scottish members in debates. The amount of times I literally see them scoff and laugh at us is vile. They don't give a fuck so why do we bother. Get us the fuck out of there.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

Jake's landlord appeared the other day and told everyone in the building we need to move out because she's selling the flats 🙃 gee thanks lady, don't you know we're in a cost of living crisis?

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

Every single morning since Jake and I got together he will send me a message when he's at work saying how much I mean to him. It never gets old and I wait excitedly for it every time 🥹

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

Jake woke me up last night shouting 'NO WAY' in his sleep but didn't remember why when he woke up. Now I'm gutted I'll never find out what the drama was.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

Dunno if anyone has ever injured the muscles on their chest before but I'm telling you it's fucking AGONY. Straight up thought I was having a heart attack. Been bed ridden for days.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

Here the NHS 24 hold music is so happy. Here I am lying in pain and there's this absolute banger as the soundtrack to it like it's the best day of my life.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

The bus service in Perth is the worst I've ever experienced 😂

[Mark Rapien @MarkRapien]

So cool to get a rainbow and lightning in one shot!

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

If you're a customer and you're speaking to me on my break you can be assured that I'm punching you repeatedly in my mind.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

Can't believe that everyone I know who's had covid has barely been affected by it and then there's me who's barely been able to walk for about 4 days now.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

I'm unwell just now for the first time in about 3 years and holy shit I forgot how much it sucks. You best believe I'm being dramatic.

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are you blocked by these accounts?

[Andrew Prahlow @andrewprahlow]

i’d love to score an episode of the new season of black mirror.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

My partner just wished me luck before I went in the shower and now I'm terrified to go in out of fear he's booby trapped it.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

I'm gonna start living by the mantra 'minimum wage = minimum effort'

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

Convinced the guy I'm seeing was written by a woman. Went to his after travelling and he asked if I would like my clothes washed. Folded my clothes all neatly for me after I'd been out to a nightclub and gives the best back massages ever.

[Isla MacCall @IslaMacC]

My heart 😭

[bekah ♡ @ketchupstoes]

i want everyone to see this video