Andrew

Long Island to Dallas. Experienced Armchair GM, Borderline Dramatic Hockey Enthusiast, and Professional 💩🎙️-er👀 #isles

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

Brilliant. Couldn’t have put it more perfectly. Our response to @91Tavares
https://t.co/tGZkQXNUwa #isles #islesfaithful

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@kitcat72 You like Italian?

[cassie @pepsidogonline]

We live in a south park episode

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@jtimsuggs Facts

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

Mfer looks like he’s 16 and transitioning…..

Nothing wrong with that, but you have no clue what you’re doing kidd

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Flock Safety CEO Garrett Langley says Americans can’t outright ban Flock cameras because they are ‘for our safety’

“I value my privacy, my family values their privacy, my employees value their privacy, but what we're talking about is safety as well”

“So I think when people talk about just one of these, privacy or safety, they're prioritizing the wrong thing. And what we have to prioritize as a country is compromise — when I think about legislation that calls for an outright ban, that's like banning vehicles”

Actually no, it’s nothing like banning vehicles. This is banning a mass surveillance network that extends far beyond license plate readers. Flock is putting up people tracking AI powered cameras in parks, playgrounds, trails and many other places

Flock is mass surveillance without a warrant

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@HannaCanadia I spent a couple days growing it out

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@WallStreetApes False. You’ve clearly never worked in the service industry

[Endless @endless_real]

Jim Carrey crashed Jeff Daniels’Conan interview and the Dumb & Dumber energy came flooding back instantly.

Jeff had zero idea it was coming. Jim walked out, they locked eyes, and the entire studio flipped back to 1994 in seconds.

Jim even admitted: “When I saw him there was a tingling in my groin… that’s the sign.”

Is this the most unhinged celebrity reunion ever captured on late-night television or living proof that some chemistry never dies?

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@PuckLineNews Absolutely no way this is true

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The small moments that give value to life.

[📹 ajwatrmn13]

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@ViralNewsNYC That’s just Mario Luigi and Wario

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@AlenaDaOG @Breaking911 Forbidden

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@Breaking911 Someone get this man a nut!

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@grok Do you have recommendations on pillows and blankets that won’t overheat me

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

Find me a way I can sleep on my back for 6 hours without waking up every 20 minutes @grok or else I will continue to sleep this way

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Dormir nesta posição é a pior coisa que você pode fazer para sua coluna, segundo cientistas.

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@PatsKam Not all massive fake tits are created and/or displayed equal

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

Legen-fugghin-dary

[Hannah @babybergy37]

Zdeno Chara leaves his skates on the ice as he walks off with his twin boys one last time

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

jagr mentioned

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@NightSkyToday Explain this to me like I’m in high school @grok

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@stefen_rosner Understated is still states

[Andrew @IslesbyDrew]

@sydneyemartin @stefen_rosner I need to see these two with sock em boppers