Jack Isley

i’m gonna win survivor

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

So I’m in Spain and I also like to take really cold showers, but it turns out “c” stands for caliente and now i have first degree burns lol

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

https://t.co/yltyBIPMKa

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

@yunggravy can you please adopt me

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

you can’t spell triumph without trump

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

if you’re reading this...

go drink a glass of water

i know you ain’t hydrated enough.

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

logic x wizzy is the best thing to happen yet @wizkhalifa @Logic301

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

does anyone ever tap right on a snap story but then you think that the next video started playing already so you thought you skipped a snap and you go back and then it’s the first snap and so then you’re all disappointed in yourself... anyway whatsup with y’all

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

@yunggravy can i get it on vinyl?

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

shits got me all sad rn

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

@LilSkies and @JuiceWorlddd need to make a song together. that shit would be a banger

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

who else gets a little pissed off when you wear Nike socks that aren’t exactly the same?

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

printers always stop working when you need them most

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

I wonder how many other people tried on my shoes before i bought them

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

Phil Dunphy is the GOAT

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

stg gravity falls is one of the best cartoons don’t @ me

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

@hhsvideography filming guys changing in the locker rooms? that seems about right for heritage

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

I can get my girlfriend to ask her roommate, “did you shat in your pants” but i can’t get her to ask her roommate to turn the volume down @sydneyquate

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

When it’s 79 A.D. in Pompeii and the ground starts shaking

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

@ReagansTweets y’all ever just birth your child to flex on liberals??

[Jack Isley @IsleyJack]

is robin hood named that because he’s “robbing for the hood”