Bernie Sandals

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[Bernie Sandals @Ismail_9912]

Interesting caption on this day…

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

Nearly did himself a neck injury.

[United Nations Geneva @UNGeneva]

Every year, millions of girls are forced into child marriage. The consequences are devastating.

Stand with girls and say #IDONT.

➡️ https://t.co/aFFFDzc4bW
#EndChildMarriage

[Bernie Sandals @Ismail_9912]

@vel7is Fully agree with them on the last part… minors deserve to have passports like everyone else

[Bernie Sandals @Ismail_9912]

@tjkboy09 كذبت

[Bernie Sandals @Ismail_9912]

🐐❤️

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Nominated for the 2026 Ballon d’Or ⬇️

Lionel Messi
@InterMiamiCF
@Argentina

#ballondor

[Jude deerlingham @blueyou_th]

Tried the laxative gimmick to leave Constipated FC for Normal Poop FC but got loaned to FC Diarrhea instead

[🖊️ @OvulatingOlmo]

microwave fc tried announcing my food to the entire house gimmick but I used opening the door at 0:01 fc

[آیو #PerezOut @hoziyerr]

Alarm fc tried buy back clause to get me to do wake up gimmick but i hit snooze and signed contract extension at sleep fc

[olgaa 🦦 @Olga__gcg]

un puñalada entre las costillas duele menos q este tweet

[Bernie Sandals @Ismail_9912]

@ahmedwtov You’ve got the IQ of a Milan fan…

[Pocho 🇨🇴 @PochoTHFC]

#THFC
- De Zerbi necesita hacer un cambio porque Savinho se lesionó

Lo que ve en el banco:

[بَلاغَة @Blagha1]

وَمَا كنتُ أَهْوَى الدَّارَ إلّا بأَهْلِهَا
عَلَى الدَّارِ بَعْـدَ الرَّاحِلِينَ سَلَامُ

[lourdes ⛧ @lourdescinalli_]

En un mundo donde todo es copie y pegue de chat gpt, Messi te sube la foto de su carta escrita a mano.

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

I feel like I got shot in the chest....

[Bernie Sandals @Ismail_9912]

He does the same gimmick every 10 years… he’ll be back for the 2030 World Cup and he’ll retire again in 2036…

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING NEWS: LIONEL MESSI RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

Messi will not play for Argentina national team anymore.

[emaya @1stEthicalLeo]

i dont know what the hell anyone is saying

[Bernie Sandals @Ismail_9912]

South American Copa America champion former Man City player who now plays for a red and white team in the capital city of the country he plays in… welcome home Julian Alvarez 💙❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Barcelona agree deal to sign Gabriel Jesus from Arsenal, here we go!

Exclusive details: medical booked on Monday, #AFC to receive €10m package plus add-ons for permament deal.

Gabriel Jesus will travel for medical as authorized by Arsenal.

[Bernie Sandals @Ismail_9912]

What a huge signing… if it was 7 years ago… what are we doing???

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 BREAKING: Barcelona agree deal to sign Gabriel Jesus from Arsenal, here we go!

Exclusive details: medical booked on Monday, #AFC to receive €10m package plus add-ons for permament deal.

Gabriel Jesus will travel for medical as authorized by Arsenal.

[Bernie Sandals @Ismail_9912]

“Fast, Aggressive, Goals”… FAG… Is he trying to come out as gay??

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Liam Delap: "Three words to describe my play style? Fast, aggressive, goals." 🥶

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

"Embrace world peace, not because we are enlightened, but because war has become too gay"