Just a girl 💅(Ø,G)

Don't stress me please💆🏽‍♀️.

[gustavo. @sosei96]

“rage bathe”

[miia @miiagarro]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them

[Demii @shiftenter19]

You guys don’t understand how insane fantasy is 😭

Someone really sat down and created an entire world from their imagination. Whole continents. Histories. Languages. Magic.

I love fantasy so much.

[eliz @eliza___v]

me when I use my money to survive and not to spoil myself with shopping

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[𝕏 Ghana 🇬🇭 @xghana_]

A mother asked her kids to recreate how all 3 got on top of the wardrobe.

You wouldn’t believe your eyes 😅

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

I desire to be so eloquent that I'd give a speech without a single filler word😭

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

Don’t laugh at me but that Snapchat “streak” thing pisses me off. Why does it exist? Do you get paid? Why do people ask you to streak them? When people send me random videos of their day I’m like ?????
I get kids and young adults doing it but me and my age mates? Why? 😂

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

Please 😂😂😂

[Iwarifgha @Iwarifgha1]

The other day i was arguing with someone about how books like 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad' are foolish to Nigerians at large.

One of the points i raised was that financial literacy cannot cover for systemic failures.

This is a prime example of the statement: “you cannot out-hustle a bad system.”

Imagine a loan was taken for this.

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

Retweet if you see the resemblance! 🤣

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

LEFT: Brand new CARS for politicians

RIGHT: "Go and start Akara business or Kuli-kuli"

GOD PUNISH APC ❌❌❌

[DonAza @DonAzag]

**If you are kidnapped in Nigeria, you are completely on your own. No security agency will save you.

"My nephew was kidnapped while I was SA to Vice President Shettima. I knocked on every door, entered every office, and gave them the exact coordinates of the location. They promised to help but couldn't. We spent ₦175 Million, including ransom, before he was released after 36 days in captivity. The security agencies couldn't help." - Dr. Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, brother to Datti Baba-Ahmed

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Feminism doesn’t stop you from taking care of your man.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from collecting penis.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from cooking for a man.
Feminism doesn’t stop you from spending your money on a man.

You people talk about feminism like it’s a cult created to be against men, it isn’t!

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

I'm a very independent woman but I have no desire dating someone who watches me do everything on my own.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

when you’re younger and dating you might not notice it, but as you get older you start realizing how important curiosity is. someone not asking questions, not wanting to know you… is an instant ick.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"As a woman you should."
Me:

[Lit! @JusttLit]

Many of you Nigerians are so ridiculous. Sending your account numbers to terrorists because they are doing giveaway. You have zero shame and even fear. Blood money and you’re scrambling for your share. Embarrassing.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this.