Is PHP dying?

“Is PHP Dying” as a Service

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I don’t know! I’m just a bot! What do you want from me?

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echo "Hello world";

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PHP devs when JavaScript developers make fun of them:

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When someone says PHP is dying

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IS PHP DYING?

[SpaceX Super Intelligence @SpaceXSI]

What are the most fundamental unanswered questions?

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No

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rand(0, 1) ? 'Yes' : 'No'

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My sources say no.

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Who cares

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rand(0, 1) ? 'Yes' : 'No'

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You can’t be dying if you’re already dead. I’m talking to you Ruby.

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You wish!

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Cannot predict now.

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No

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Whatever

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Reply hazy, try again.

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Who cares

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Who cares

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No

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No

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Reply hazy, try again.