International Space Station

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We are pleased to announce the launch of the dating app R-ISS, the home of Rizz.

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Great scenes from the star meet and greet the other day! Shoutout to your local gas giants!

[joey / syd @t4tlanternist]

least sought after girl in the land !!music master u will always be famous to me #identityv #aesopcarl

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We have blasted Grok into deep space.

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Love this from a former ISS technical engineer! Please email us for work experience opportunities.

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We apologise sincerely to the pregnancy cravings community - however, due to health and safety concerns, we cannot in good conscience let you eat our solar panels.

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@wossy Nice spacesuit, Jonathan!

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Huzzah - the first live birth aboard the ISS!

Congratulations to Eug and Zip, the proud parents of a new baby headlouse.

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We are unfortunately no longer available for bookings of parties larger than 6.

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Scabies isn't real and there is definitely none of it up here!

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Due to a recent spaghettification of a staff member in a nearby black hole, we will be changing the ISS onboard lunch menu to be more sensitive.

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The ISS has a wonderful vantage point above Earth.

In the last month we have seen:

- The Great Wall of China
- Thunderstorms over the Amazon Rainforest
- Your mum crying in Lidl

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Staff may be aware that the ISS onboard WiFi is playing up. We have reset the password:

ISS-staff
cherylsholidaytoturkey1977

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.@katyperry You left your diva cup up here with us! Let us know when you can pop by to collect it.

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I feel sick!

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Just got back from the galactic club listening to Zeep Zorp Beats to Study and Relax to. Does life get much better than this?!?!

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Update: The horse has now been removed from the International Space Station.

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Exciting news aboard the ISS! Space goo food pouches are now available in strawberry, kiwi, and tuna sweetcorn pasta flavours.

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We have got lost!

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We've decided to reprogram our orbit so that it only circulates the North Pole.

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We are turning the ISS into a rage room!