Iszee

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

cigarettes that dont count
-during a cry or after crying
-drunk cig
-if a hot person gives it to you
-holiday cigarette
-if your mom is being mean

[Shambo of Luxembourg @BradfemlyWalsh]

To me, as a woman, a real man: can fix stuff, can talk with a fag hanging out of his mouth, chats up women by being cheeky even with a face like a boot, makes kids laugh and feel safe, shows deep concern for his sad mate by calling him a daft cunt, likes normal female bodies.

[Iszee @IszMc]

Or 8 hours of getting abused by pensioners

[‏ً @ewedunega]

realizing every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

[AsarathaHS @AsarathaHS]

when i was young my mom told us to never divulge any personal information online whatsoever and now she uploads our pictures to chatgpt to generate images of us against our will

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Donald Trumps name appears more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potters name appears in all 7 Harry Potter books.

[🦢 @meishato]

I punched a guy cus he was making rape jokes and one of things he said was “what’s difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care If I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no

[Jenni @hashjenni]

82 million American men buy Only Fans

[David Opie @DavidOpie]

May god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gasoline in the car that took his mom to the hospital to give birth to Philo Farnsworth, the inventor of television

#Traitors #TheTraitors

[Call Me Miss Ross @CallMeMissRoss]

Unpopular opinion, but I don't like Fiona. #TheTraitors
Her micro aggressions came out in full force tonight. Not police force 😂 The ego of her to assume that something can't be true because she wasn't informed about it first.
The mask has slipped for sure.

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

[Brett @brnurse]

Cracking an egg in my bath tonight in honour of Chris Rea.

[Joe☭🔻 @ScottishCommie]

Notice how the tweet says English *as a first language* as opposed to not speaking English at all? All this tweet is really saying is 33% of the school children in Glasgow are bilingual. Which is cool, actually

[Zhang Yong 张勇 @zhangyong02]

You raped a woman and she needed to get stitches. You deny the most widely documented genocide. No god will accept you

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Unless you’re middle to upper middle class, every woman in your family tree from 1750-1950 almost definitely had a job of some description: laundry maid, servant, street seller, market woman, harvester, milkmaid etc. The “housewife” is an upper middle class fantasy.

[Anna Lee @pigzRppl2]

Shut Upppppp shut The fuckUpppppp i canr do This anymore Shutupppp

[stanley hyperbole @ismisemichelle_]

sorry who tf in Clare rang the Gards reporting a lion roaming around

[fern @_fernfernfern]

I fear Nick is Jaz-ing too close to the sun, be careful sweet prince #CelebrityTraitors

[Iszee @IszMc]

“Because big bad monkey’s gone and said he has a bit of tum tum” #bbuk #carolinebb