ita Fitzgerald

[ita Fitzgerald @itaFitzgerald]

@WendyLloydvoice Whenever I wear mine, Rod says drily, ‘Boiler’s in the corner’.

[Derek Collins ☘️ @dcollinshk]

#RTEComicRelief #NormalPeople does beans on toast

@DeirdreOKane1 brillant

[Isabel Losada - 'The Joyful Environmentalist' @IsabelLosada]

@GeorgeMonbiot There is a campaign on Instagram that is anti #LondonFashionWeek in which many people are pledging to not buy any clothes for 90 days. I suggested maybe a year. Let's face it. We all already have clothes.

[Maureen Fitzsimmons @mojos55]

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Company Accounts show c£103M profit over last 5 years, but paid ZERO UK corporation tax as ultimate ownership in Cayman Islands.
No contribution for schools, hospitals, roads, defence, public services, welfare etc. No wonder he is keen to avoid new EU tax laws.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

I suppose this is what happens when a bunch of fucking idiots meet an arrogant fucking idiot who tells them he’s a genius.

[Madhura Prasad @ladyquixotic]

@sarahcpr This is better than drunk Trump talking Covid in the club

[Phil Williams @PhilNvestigates]

Take Camera 2

[Jazmine Hughes @jazzedloon]

All respect to the woman who just leaned out of the window of her apartment and screamed, “I’M BORED”

[ita Fitzgerald @itaFitzgerald]

@BootstrapCook I pulled your cook book out yesterday. Thank you for your work x

[ita Fitzgerald @itaFitzgerald]

@daisy_haggard I can’t wait for back to life two. Write/act faster please.

[Konnie Huq @Konnie_Huq]

My 5 year old has just made a hands free iPad viewer out of an empty box.
Disturbing Blue Peter / Black Mirror crossover 😂

[ita Fitzgerald @itaFitzgerald]

@pamelaadlon @BetterthingsFX @FXNetworks @hulu @ladyolivia125 @CeliaImrie @hannahalligood @TeamID Yay! But when do we get to see it in the UK? I’m in mourning after series 3.

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Just bumped into Father Christmas at the shops. I said, I hope you're not gonna give anything to that Boris cos he tells lies and takes the piss and FC said, ho, ho ho, of course not, little girl (sweet) but I will do a big shit down his chimney on my way to the deserving. ♥️🎅🏽

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Let me be gracious. All the people celebrating now are the most entitled, embittered, sneering nasty selfish racist foul fuckwits. I’d still rather be with the decent people, however gutted they are, than be you for a second.

[ita Fitzgerald @itaFitzgerald]

My film has finished its festival run so I can now share it. It’s 8 mins long so put on the kettle and some headphones if you have kids, or shoo them out the door. If you enjoy it, please share. https://t.co/uMUHaDuN8m

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'bayard' (1600s): someone with an unshakeable self-confidence that is rooted in ignorance.

[Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Dawn_French]

TWUNT

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Tie called in global cunt pointing competition.

[ita Fitzgerald @itaFitzgerald]

Surely it’s no coincidence that Susie Dent finds this word of the day, the day after the Tory leader debates. ‘Classy act’: meaning Susie Dent.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day: ‘cockalorum’: 18th-century speak for a self-important, strutting little man.