ITAINTMUCH MAN

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

just hit a lick on the chain.

[matheus @opczi]

jacobfuckingjones

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

Bro this is just a list of rapists. Lmfao

[alon @a1lon9]

PUMPFUN IS REWARDING SCAMMERS!

...is what I would say if it were true

Given the amount of takes surrounding a completely manipulated Callout Rewards table over the past day, I thought it's best if we give you data straight from the source.

Below is a table which ranks the biggest earners alongside the exact same filters used in the table from that post - with one VERY important caveat:

We INTENTIONALLY removed any callouts over 500m for illustrative purposes, which completely skews the average MC of all these users' last 100 callouts to the downside (sorry)

Additionally, for the sake of the KOLs that I am exposing, I added a column for their average callout, since the previous author intentionally used median to hurt the optics of their callouts.

I expect there to be some cherrypicking with some of the people on this list, but the fact remains: for as many 'bad traders' we reward, there are countless GREAT traders who deserve every penny they receive in rewards

Building the most lucrative creator payouts program was never going to be an easy feat, and one of our main objectives continues to be rewarding ethical traders who are safe for users on our app, but we will get there eventually.

If you are a good trader, you're entitled to a huge share of these rewards. Join Pumpfun now to be automatically enrolled in Callout Rewards.

[teKa @teKa088]

tener novia estando en cripto es aguantar cosas tipo estar consolando a tu pareja porque tuvo un mal dia en el trabajo mientras en tu cuenta vas -50mil dolares abajo en 2 horas

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

Claude told Anthropic to implement this btw. Stay woke.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Being mean to Claude can now get your account suspended under Anthropic's new TOS, per the decoder.

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

The plan is to front-run the fuck out of this.

[Gossip Goblin @Gossip_Goblin]

Well, here we go!

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

They got tipped from OpenAI they cracked public key cryptography.

[Enward Hardr @enwardhardr]

RAPETOBER
RAPEVEMBER
RAPECEMBER
RAPEUARY
RAPEUARY 2
RAPEARCH
RAPERIL
RAPEAY
RAPEUNE
RAPEULY
RAPEUGUST
RAPETEMBER

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

Rapetober is my favorite month.

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

Never let you guard down around wage cattle.

[corpfessions @Corpfessions]

One of my co-workers at an old job survived a mass shooting. I’m pretty sure he had suffered some kind of trauma. After months of therapy, he returned to the job.

I was his only friend. His performance started to fall. He would slack off regularly, and soon enough my co-workers started to snitch on him to make themselves look better. One co-worker despised him and even told me at one point, “We all go through hardships.”

Wagies are truly soulless.

[Justin Drake @drakefjustin]

Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.

Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).

Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.

IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).

Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.

Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?

Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)

Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.

Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.

I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).

Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.

Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.

The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.

[shah @shahh]

laugh my fucking ass off

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

@JosipVolarevic2 @drakefjustin @platis_e @CapinUK Can u do stuff w UBIK soon pls? Thx!

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

Cockroach aesthetic.

[CZ 🔶 BNB @cz_binance]

Not my usual style to post half naked photos, but what the hell... 🤣

Also 49, no AI, no photoshop, pure human labor.

I encourage people to compete on health, not wealth rankings or lambos.

More health, more family = true wealth, and happiness.

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

Hey! I've seen this chart so many times. lol

[Rex @R89Capital]

This is such a hilarious chart

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

准备好学中文吧，兄弟

[Global Times @globaltimesnews]

China’s largest desert oilfield just hit a major milestone! The Fuman Oilfield in Northwest China's Xinjiang has extracted over 26 million tons of #oil & gas from depths below 6,000 meters.

Even deeper: At the Zhentan-1 well on the edge of the Taklamakan Desert in Northwest China's Xinjiang, engineers pulled up rock cores from 8,080 meters underground – rocks that have been buried for about 500 million years.

[fry.fullportrisex @notfrydoteth]

checking dexscreener at 31 years old

[Sammy @TraderSamm]

Just go back to my entry I don't want profit anymore

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

Also, nothing ever happens.

[ITAINTMUCH MAN @itaintmuchman]

It’s never been more over.

[CG @cgtwts]

“Sir, tavus just built an AI that can pass the turing test on a video call by seeing, hearing and reacting like a real human in real time”

it’s over for us.

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

I made an oil painting of “The Greatest Freakout Ever”