Jake

Professional puzzle solver who's vibes were off at applebee's // He/Him

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

Boutta hit up the king james bible on acid

[Nebita @nebita]

THIS IS THE WORST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

Just heard take a chance by flume playing in a planet fitness. My culture is not your entertainment

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Every Chicago group chat i'm in has asked for a video of the pope walking out to love sosa

feels important

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

@moribundvv Jon cass

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

Funny, my mom was right sometimes my tattoos do burn with the fire from satan and I have to spray holy water on them. They don’t tell you that when you get them, be safe everyone

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

hey bro you left your intoxicatingly sweet scent at my apartment.. and it's fading...

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

Me and patches

[Federico Italiano @FedeItaliano76]

'Two lonelinesses just met' (2020) by Andrey Nikolayevich Pilipenko

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

Listening to the new skrillex mixtape like im the weird kid in middle school again

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

Somebodys flirting with me at spectrum. They keep delaying my internet restoration so I’ve gone to the gym, made myself my own lunch, did the laundry that’s been on the floor for a month and the dishes it’s only 1pm. How did you know this is what I needed? Do you have a crush?🥰

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

@has_rizn Arms that look like I lift but tummy that’s not afraid of an ice cream sandwich 💪🏻

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

Imma be by black eyed peas should be the national anthem

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

An older lady at work today rolled her car window down and said “nice ass honey!” And drove off.. don’t text me unless it’s that energy

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

Maybe watch mojo isn’t so bad

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

Internal hip stretches are the best thing I ever started doing

Send tweet to the void

[Jake @ItamiWasTaken]

I hope the guy who invented the egg McMuffin has a nice Valentine’s Day

[FLOWERKNIGHT @flowerknighttwt]

bro got aura farmed so hard he killed himself

[soli @solisolsoli]

By The Unclean