Mike Thomas, author

Author of POCKET NOTEBOOK (2010), UGLY BUS (2014) and others. Ex-cop. Smelly pirate hooker.

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And that's me done for a while. After a hugely depressing few months of fire, fuck-ups and disappointment, time for a Twitter break. x

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If you want to get in touch, use the website, or my email if you have it.

And if you want to unfollow, fill your boots. Laters taters.

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@WhittyAuthor @BonnierZaffre Haha, enjoy old bean!

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@WhittyAuthor You've made me want to watch that again. 'A whale's vagina'.

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Happy book birthday to @simonbooker - Morgan Vine returns in KILL ME TWICE. https://t.co/I19crK5DML

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@WBTBBookReviews Thanks very much, Zoe!

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@northernlass73 Aw, thanks, Christine! Much appreciated. x

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@novelgossip1 Thanks so much, Amy!

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@CathyRy Thank you, Cathy!

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@damppebbles Thanks, Emma. Appreciate it. x

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@Book_Inspector Thanks very much!

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@Book_Bastion Thanks very much!

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@jocatrobertson Thanks, Jo! x

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@theJBP1 @wildconrad @DavidVidecette Yep. And when there's another attack - and there will be - it'll be 'what were the police doing to stop them?' etc etc. Sigh.

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@theJBP1 @wildconrad @DavidVidecette Madness. And that staff turnover figure is quite startling.

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@susanhampson57 Thank you, Sue. Appreciate it.

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@ClaireKreads @WhittyAuthor Thanks, Claire! x

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@WhittyAuthor @BonnierZaffre No justice if it doesn't. I'll be putting a complaint in.

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@BibliophileBC I say it around mine all the time. I tell them it's French for 'I'm not wearing underwear'.

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@BibliophileBC Your new phrase for the week...