Mike Treya

Stuck in the Orgone chamber again.

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Who doesn't follow back? Who never RTs? Who never links? All that & more at http://t.co/ySiK86HTZt

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ISIS: Jihadists and the search for ZOMBIE DICK.
http://t.co/EfeHKXD7VA
Funny Podcast.

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Miley's the first performer in history to have combined twerking and pedobears. #MileyCyrus

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Any people which abides the rule of those without conscience condemns their own children to a life of anguish.

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@Jophiel_Wings Must be a long book to keep you away for so long...

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The NSA has officially become that creepy guy at the mall riding the escalator while staring at the mirrors on his shoes.

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Ah, the NSA... America's own Gigabyte Gestapo. Protecting personal Liberty from the dangers of itself.

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The NSA...Gigabyte Gestapo

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Bachmann: I'm Leaving Congress http://t.co/pmo2nnjftE via @HuffPostPol Maybe her husband's opening up a gay club called "Back Man's."

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"Robbing someone in Oakland California is like stealing the change out of a garage sale cigar box. on" via @HuffPostSF

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If Wil Wheaton is the Jar Jar Binks of Star Trek, then Shia LaBeouf is the Wil Wheaton of pseudo-porn.

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If millions of cans of Right-Guard could mess up the OZONE LAYER, well... duh, yeah we can contribute to warming the planet.

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@RickSheridan @repjustinamash @SenJohnMcCain This is nothing but nonsense designed to boost up Justin's twitter status.

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@Brent_Hyatt @repjustinamash @SenJohnMcCain There would have to be direct links to Negroid bigotry as well. Iran is not an African nation.

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@repjustinamash @RickSheridan They're descended from apes just like you and I. If they are offended, let them abandon religious superstition

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@repjustinamash @SenJohnMcCain Iran is NOT an African nation. We are all hyper-clocked-primates anyway. How were McCain's comments "racist?"

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I am the butter in society's English muffin. I ooze into all the dark nooks and crannies.

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Stupid Pride = Thinking that God created an entire dead universe just to prove to you how powerful he is.

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Maher: It's Time For Obama To Become 'An Angry Black Man Who's Pushing A Liberal Agenda' http://t.co/VfttPEWm via @HuffPostComedy

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You know, an anagram for Mitt Romney is "memory tint."