Matt

undesired white man. I’m 6’3 so that’s my personality. DM for alt ♉️. #justiceforemotion

[Matt @itis_Chu]

i wonder if some of my friends will be put on the same layer of hell as me, cause otherwise eternity's gonna be boring.

[Matt @itis_Chu]

If hunter biden is single he should dm me cause id take him to dinner then say thanks in anyway I can.

[Matt @itis_Chu]

Seeing my $20 Uber Eats order go to $35 before tip will always be something I never understand. This is the exact reason I don’t order on food apps anymore.

[jo🌊 @SeaBeam4]

thinking about the bootleg pokemon art on the action replay box tonight

[Enya @Emeraldduckpuss]

Gay guy who abuses laxatives to get a leopard print bussy

[Fishmonger @Tendiemonger]

I just made some BUSHHHHTITTTTTT!!!!!

[Matt @itis_Chu]

Thinking about hairy boys 😇🥰

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

i thought she made music when did she start doing this shit

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

He is describing tax evasion

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they’re simply not doing their jobs.

[Matt @itis_Chu]

Washed my face but not my mirror.
Happy pride!

[Matt @itis_Chu]

@MoustachioBro Are you planning on doing it by yourself or having a friend over?

[Matt @itis_Chu]

I would leave their house with body paint all over. 🤤🙂‍↕️

[Himbo Slice @theesaintpapo]

Whole lotta spooky sh!t #Halloween

[Local Boy @werewolfblake]

You know what… yeah

[Matt @itis_Chu]

You’re in a truck just run over the curb!

[Matt @itis_Chu]

Met aliens in my dream last night.

[Matt @itis_Chu]

2 things
where is elder scrolls 6????
Imagine having to fight an elder beast after prime prenerf launch redah???

[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

This thing would dominate bodies in America. Probably 5-10 Dèaths a day.

[Matt @itis_Chu]

@Dadlander_ Oh my! can we get a photo to compare your description?

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW. 🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

Lesbians know how to cook