Kate Palmatier

Pippa’s Bitch Mother

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

The roof is not my son or daughter but I will still raise it

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

@otehthingswesay Ok, but are there any other life groups that have a specialty wedding cocktail named after them? (Yes I am tweeting during my class, this is too important)

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

RIP, sorry I though Lindsay Buckingham did the vocals for Little Lies

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Christine McVie, the Fleetwood Mac ‘Songbird’ and voice of many of their most enduring songs, including “Don’t Stop,” “Little Lies” and “Everywhere,” has died at 79. https://t.co/EB773uKwNj

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

I’m not going to say that the moment my husband and I bonded over Tarzan was the moment I knew I wanted to marry him, but I’m not going to say it wasn’t.

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

Eating leftovers for dinner is really just tapas if you’re feeling fancy

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

RIP, I modeled my menacing laugh after you <3

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

Michael Imperioli has revealed that "The Sopranos" co-star Tony Sirico has passed away at the age of 79. "We found a groove as Christopher and Paulie and I am proud to say I did a lot of my best and most fun work with my dear pal Tony. He was beloved and will never be forgotten."

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

You know the ice cream is going to be dope when the line of senior citizens is exceptionally high.

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

Why am I on Gru Twitter?

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

Jet lag is a hell of a thing. I have already told 3 people I’m a native of Ireland.

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

@sandwitchhead I wish I could retweet this

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

The feminine urge to get married during the NBA playoffs

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

Farm to table? More like farm to GET IN MY BELLY

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

@sandwitchhead It’s a big mistake arriving without your purse side pepcid

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

Ladies, get you a man that stops work to watch the dump truck pick up boxes like a curious toddler

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

@sandwitchhead It’s a goal of mine

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

@AnnaDudt Oh I can’t wait 😍😍😍😍

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

Catch my crying in the club this weekend over the state of the real estate market

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

@sandwitchhead Wow

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

@thevangoghgirl Then you can terrify them later by ripping off your fake eyelashes *chefs kiss*

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

Steve’s gonna turn around during our first look and be like “oh wow, did you put makeup on?”

[Kate Palmatier @itis_kathrynF]

I should put an offer on the house with a hot tub in the living room, right?