JM. 🇩🇴

cruising.

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

The sounds of Santo Domingo on a Thursday night is my white noise

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Ye comeback for the ages. Bully.

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

The DominicanO baseball jerseys kill me bro. Say it with me: fragilityyyyyy

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

What are the chances my barber has the same exact birthday as me. Down to the year. I can’t ever change barbers now.

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Job titles mean nothing to me bro. I just found out today I’m a senior manager. What does that mean? Lolol

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Watching World Series in a bar with dembow blasting in DR is the only therapy I need

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

A real goat put me on game and now the game is dead. Count your days Publix

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Pub sub lady told me they don’t shake the chicken tenders in the bag anymore. I couldn’t believe it. I fell to my knees. You’re gonna sauce this chicken on paper in my face??

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Baby tu no sale de mi mente

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

20” wheels on a single jet ski trailer is crazy. Dudes a visionary

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Why don’t you ever leave a voicemail pussy? (It’s a scammer)

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

What if we skinny dipped at the punta cuna AirPort pool?

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Weird being in DR and not the real DR

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Llévate de mi

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Sauced on the plane. Dembow blasting. Big motherland vibes.

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Action Bronson bar

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

we’re smoking cigarettes from chinese provinces you’ve never heard of

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Let’s run it back one last time

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

A yard house hates to see me coming

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

“Feels like 101”

Yea we inside you can have that lmao

[JM. 🇩🇴 @ItmustbeJM]

Mamazotatatatatatatatata