LaFang-A-Rang

Apex player- Mad Maggie main. I am 21 so I do not post consistently, very busy

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

Really need a bad bitch to feed me a turkey leg right about now.

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

I don’t even be getting the chance to fuck shit up bro. They can’t keep getting away with this.

Anyway I asked a girl out and she started with

“Aww you’re such a sweet guy…”

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

If I get confused for a girl one more fucking time I’m crashing tf out.

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

I see the Colonel’s face in my nightmares as he licks my toes and whispers to himself “Finger lickin good”

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

I can’t believe this shit still happens. What else I gotta change man

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

She said she can’t see us being together, this bitch must need glasses or sum.

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

Free WiFi, that nigga innocent

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

If you could see when you’d meet your soulmate, would you want to know or would the pain of watching that timer count down ever so slowly be too much.

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

Had a dream that I had to drive this lil nigga to McDonald’s and get him 50 nuggets or I was finna get my shit popped.

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

I had a dream that I was an owl, I couldn’t fly to well but I could glide. Anyway I went down to the lake in this snowy tundra for a drink when a polar bear saw me and decided I was a snack. I ran away from bear for long time trying desperately to fly. Eventually I hid in the sno

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

Since we 0-20 I think it’s time to switch the gameplan. From now on everything is full court press, applying serious pressure.

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

I don’t think I have any haters, and I mean I’m a pretty chill guy so I get it but like successful people have haters. Are y’all tryna say I am not good enough to unlocked haters yet, cuz that’s kinda messed up. Someone just start hating a little so I can have like an arch enemy.

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

The Medieval Armor stays on during sex

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

Can I get pulled over for drunk driving a horse, what if that guy knows where he’s going?

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

How many horse power is in one horse, I mean one seems like the obvious answer but that just doesn’t seem right. Like what if they really get to running yk that’s quite a bit of power

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

“Ghost ride the whip” I exclaim, as I walk besides my horse

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

That airplane turbulence made my shit hard, I had no defense it caught me while I was napping

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

You think all genies are cursed to be deceiving assholes or do they just do it for fun since they are trapped for eternity.

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

If I die, when yall sharing your good memories of me, please put how I died in there too. I mean, I plan on outliving all of you but I be curious when I see other people’s posts

[LaFang-A-Rang @Itownsend22]

This nigga ate my Hershey pie, I had two in the freezer and now they just both gone. Didn’t ask, didn’t say he ate them nothing…

I just got home from working 8 hours and all I wanted was a sweet treat 😭