fehlly

one day everything will be what you dreamed of just do the work

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

like why the fuck I step outside to a raccoon scaling my garage. its 6am bro

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

raccoons are just obese squirrels. I said what I said

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

These new gym ppl not it bruh I went up to dis one dude and asked how many sets he got left bro said 10 💀fuck u mean u got 10 sets left bro

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Hunter Biden challenges Eric Trump & Donald Trump Jr. to a “cage match”

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

2 years from now it will mark 20 years since my freshman year of high school. maintaining some degree of non existential crisis is fleeting

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

iPhone gives a weekly recap of daily active hours. that number is a fragment of the entire picture. it should instead show total accumulated time up to that point. then people would realize. most people are at thousands of hours. years gone staring at your phone. digital dopamine

[Hope @TheGhostOfHope]

This has me in tears 😭😭😭😭

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

I'm moving to SF

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: San Francisco Mayor signs bill to give Black residents $5 million each in reparations — but allocates $0 to the initiative.

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

play "Summer's Over" by Majid Jordan

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

auto-makers need to install shock devices under driver seats that detects when you’re driving under the limit to put a little pep in your fuckin step

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

fuck you if you drive under the speed limit when it’s 30mph to begin with

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

Mkslatt is the funniest hood comedian of all time

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

attention to all dumbasses: stop standing in front of the dumbbell rack to exercise

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

I watched a season of The Office off a tab many years ago and almost died of laughter. This was skibidi before skibidi

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

I have no idea how they found any usable material for Steve Carell’s Prison Mike performance on The Office. You can tell each is trying their damndest not to burst to ruin a masterpiece.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

A man stopped for gas during a police chase in California and still managed to escape 💀

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

@danawhite @ESPNPlus me at 3am sleep walking to the fridge

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

APPLE DONGLE'S

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

What's the biggest scam in human history?

[fehlly @itsbfehl]

@OralB on behalf of the 2% of us in the world that floss our teeth, I speak for us all when I say FIRE whoever designed this tug-o-war ass contraption. I need a Ford F-150 to haul this shit out.