Beef Dip™️

They/Them

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

Whenever I worry I'm making the wrong choice, I think about my uncle who got drunk and decided he needed a Hot Stuff the Little Devil tattoo. He hated it for years, had it removed, immediately regretted it and got it tattooed back on. Remember; no decision is ever permanent.

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

@Mr_Husky1 It's a good thing that you don't have to pay for your kid as soon as they aren't a baby anymore. It's not like you have a full 18-25 years of supporting a human being that includes food, clothes, babysitting, entertainment, accommodations. Really affordable if you think about it

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

@TheErinLucas You deserve it.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Of course her husband’s kink was cross dressing. Do you think it was safe for him to do pup play?!

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

I love the part in the OCD diagnosis about gay sex. Every answer to the question is like "yes, I think about gay sex a lot, but they are the only good thoughts I have so I'm not worried about it".

[marci the swag lord @REFUSERADIO]

conclusions from the ocd eval today:
1. i have ocd
2. the reason i ran daily sniperspy was because of the ocd
3. there is a part in the diagnosis questionnaire where it asks you if you've ever had intrusive thoughts about gay sex

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

@REESKIIIIIIII This, and also men being creepy because they just automatically assume you're into them even if they observe you acting the exact same way towards others.

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

The company I work for AI'd a baby photo of me, put it on a mug, and gave it to me as a Christmas present.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

When I was a teenager I was super depressed and my best friend told me if I ever killed myself he would play American Badass by Kid Rock at my funeral and tell everyone it was my favorite song and it’s kept me alive until this day.

[recluse; @cosine_distance]

I sent this to my wife and she cornered me later like "I don't get it. Can you explain it to me". How do you explain why this is funny? It's beautiful. It just resonates with my soul, I can't explain it.

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

Trying to look up the menu of a local restaurant to find that they exclusively use their Facebook page to promote their garbage crypto tokens. Didn't we leave this in 2021? Haven't crypto bros already lost their lifesavings? Get that shit out of here.

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

@mkbowyer Bluessy

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

True love is finding someone to top your husband on Valentine's Day

[Ginger Gaetz @GingerLGaetz]

Valentine’s fashion challenge: Can anyone top? 💌

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@Harvard2H i list watches. you're on a watchlist.

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

He must have had astigmatism, right?

[Kyle Gallner @KyleGallner]

Happy national emo day. RIP Colin.

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

Watching this high is like a full body shame experience.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

this is what some of you look like when you're high

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

@Oc0ma How to tell you're the only person serving cunt at the company christmas party

[꩜ @faeslily]

taking this to my job

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

Was at a concert and had to pass by a couple in my row to get out of my seat. The woman asked "oh, are you going to the bathroom?" and when I said yes she turned to her boyfriend and yelled "SHE'S GOING TO PEE".
You don't need to call me out like that, damn.

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

There really needs to be more characters like Ash Williams so straight guys have a wider range of slutty costumes to choose from for Halloween.

[Beef Dip™️ @itsCoopers]

A movie montage makeover scene, but it's just me combing the crumbs out of my cat's fur so it looks nice and shiny again.