Elias

[Elias @itselias]

That awkward moment when the remote control decides to play hide and seek.

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I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious ;)

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Sometimes shit happens. Just flush it, clean your hands and move on.

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Lets all take a moment and be thankful that spiders can't fly. LOL

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I always end up laughing when I pretend to be asleep.

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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Damn bitch, replace your chap stick with a glue stick and shut the hell up! -_-

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So they pay $1,000,000 for commercials of starving kids, but they can't feed them?

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Sometimes people only change because of how badly they've been hurt.

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"Dude look at that!" *steals french fry* "What?" "Never mind!"

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You know it's hot, when you go outside and it's hot.

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That annoying moment when you cannot find the long side of your blanket.

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Your face, that shit is amazing.

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The awkward moment when your parents take your joke completely seriously and you end up getting in trouble.

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Goodnight, say your prayers... God deserves it ALL!

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

"It's not the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference" ~ Bear Bryant

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As long as you Love me ❤

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@kidiellos why mad faces :O