Meghan Malone

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Lab grown diamonds > lab grown food

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

…also, I swear if there’s a Ranch shortage after the World Cup, 😡we know why.

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

I’m glad the world is discovering the beautiful parts of America and diving into our “American Culture”….but I’m genuinely concerned there will be a world-wide diabetes pandemic the way these foreigners are indulging in the American cuisine 🤣😭🫣🤣

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

The best thing about 2026 so far is watching foreigners experience American “culture” during the World Cup. Every video I see they’re in complete shock and awe of the simplest things like Ranch and nice/decent/hospitable people…

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Okay I come on here once every few months or years…but THIS made me glad I decided to hop on TWITTER today #caw 🕊️🦅🦆🦜🐥🦢🦃🦉🐧🦩🐦‍⬛

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Anyone else who’s trying to do bird noises should give it up

This kid is already the GOAT

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Name a better feeling than passing someone who’s been going the speed limit or LESS in the left lane and you FINALLY get a chance to pass them and you see them flip YOU off as you pass even tho they’re the road A-hole.🤣🤭 …don’t worry I waved him goodbye WITH my own Bird lol

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Also I’ve said this before but June is the Friday of months, July is Saturday and August is Sunday bc of the back to school Sunday scaries. ….tell me im wrong

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Does anyone else feel like the 2000s and 2010s were the same decade?

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Do kids even hand write “I will not talk in class” 100x anymore? Or do they TYPE it? (Yes I had to HAND write that THOSANDS of times IN SCRIPT)

I don’t even wanna know how many kids born after 2001 know how to write in script 🙈

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

The fact that kids these days never had to or have to clap chalk board erasers is crazy…is the new punishment making sure laptops are plugged it?

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Hey - next time you go to a sushi restaurant and decide to eat raw fish and rice and wash it down with 4 sake bombs (and martinis)…make sure you make it to the toilet. Although the sink is better than the floor, rice and fish chucks do NOT fit down the sink drain…

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Wait…there’s no retweet anymore? Lmaoo I know I’ve been gone for a minute but damn…the killed the little blue bird and took away our tweets?! 😢🕊️

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Ranch really DOES make everything taste better…not a conspiracy, just straight facts.

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

I will now be creating all conspiracy topics into bangers like this one….do you wonder why gas prices are surging? Is it “war”? Or do they just wanna push more people to conform to more “electric/hybrid” cars? Ask yourself why? https://t.co/UM24Lrg94C

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chiefs announced they’re leading the charge to sanction girls high school flag football in Kansas and are now looking for supporters to support the petition at https://t.co/QiClq6pFit.

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

Kansas City is ready to prove why WE are theee Soccer Capitol of America….we have wayyy more to offer than just amazing BBQ, KC Chiefs, and Kelce/Swift love stories 🤣

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

People who drive slow in the left lane were put on this earth to test us 🧘🏼‍♀️…I seriously consider becoming a cop every time I’m stuck behind one just so I can make it my personal mission to ticket every single one of them…if you aren’t passing, get out of the left lane!

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

August is the Sunday of months and September is the Monday….already counting down the days until SPRING

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

The general population is not smart enough for self checkout…

[Meghan Malone @ItsMeshaBetch]

@HuskerWave lol if you didn’t steal the video, you’d know we weren’t done yet! C’mon now, give our grounds crew some credit….They’re the best of the best!