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@Basic_nature98 मतलब कुछ भी कहानी बना दो… X पर सब चूतिये हैं ना, तुम्हारी बनाई हुई झूठी कहानी को भी सच मान लेंगे।🤔

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@tejutandel12 Amazon says hi and asked to use their app for recharge without any extra cost✌️

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@lakshaymehta08 Aise chutye cab driver ko ok bol kr le jao aur destination pr jitna bill aya utna pay kro🤔

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@ElmirahFairuz Stupid

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@Riddhishree27 Mtlb tere ko 2 saal pehle bhi chutya bna chuka tha….pr yeh fir chutya bnne aaya😂🤣😂

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What a match fixing that was @RCBTweets @IPL RCB vs MI
19.2 was sure a wide but Shepherd did not review it as RCB will be needing the unused review in next match
😂🤣😂🤣

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@RCBTweets please drop Romario Shepherd if you want to quality for the top 4

[Iran Military Media ☫ @IRMilitaryMedia]

To All American Soldiers!

We hope you’ve been informed that #IRAN is the place where Palestinian, Lebanese, Iraqi, and Yemeni fighters have mastered ground combat at a highly professional level!

You’re about to face a true master of ground warfare:
Welcome To IRAN, Habibi!

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@mohitlaws Ha bhai tumhare tel aur gas ke liye koi apna mujra leak krwa le😂😂😂

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@Samdani4232 One more thing you missed. She is very good lier😂

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@KLfied_ Paisa to hogya h….pr tha to chapri hi😂

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@Brutu24 He should drop himself😂

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@rushiii_12 Don’t start the sympathy trail.
Too much chances were given to him and instead of taking it with both hand he always shoot it with foot.

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@LegacySiu Ozil
It was very easy

[GCFR آدَمُ إِبْرَاهِيمُ الزَّيْتُونِي @ChomskyAdam]

Allah said to the Angel of Death:
Have you ever cried when taking the soul of a human being?
The Angel of Death replied:
I laughed once, I cried once, and I was terrified once.

Allah said: What made you laugh?
He said:
I went to take the soul of a man whom I found telling a shoemaker, ‘Make the shoes well so they will last me a whole year.’ I laughed, and I took his soul before he could even wear them.
Allah said: And what made you cry?
He said:
I cried when You commanded me to take the soul of a woman. I went to her and found her alone in a barren desert, giving birth to her child. I waited until she delivered her baby in that empty wasteland, then I took her soul while her child was crying helplessly, with no one around to care for him.

Allah said: “And what terrified you?
He said:
I was terrified when You ordered me to take the soul of a great scholar among Your scholars. I found light emerging from his room, and every time I approached, the light pushed me back. I was frightened by that light even as I took his soul.
Allah said:
Do you know who that man was?
He said:
It was that same baby whose mother’s soul you took and left in the desert. I raised him Myself and did not leave him to anyone else.

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@ShoneeKapoor 😂🤣😂

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@Digital_khan01 Politicians ne zombies bna diye hain….ab aisa sb normal ho gya h

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@minicnair @nitin_gadkari ji ki gand masti ki wajha se use kr rhe hain🤣😂

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@GautamBhartiye Jo yeh video me hai wo to chutya hai hi….iss video ko promote krne wala usse bda chutya h😂🤣😂

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@ANI 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂