🍁DK🇰🇪

Here we go again. #YOLO #YNWA #KOT

[Capretta🐐 @Elkanah_107]

There are two other guys in the kitchen cooking indomie,they will eat half before they call the rest

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

I know what you're doing my baller. Go on son 😂

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Muratina imeingia kwa events. Sasa next ni Vichwa ugali.

[🍁DK🇰🇪 @Its_DK1]

@PiocheBrio 😂😂

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Current day twitter users wako boring ajab

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Wanaume hutuma girlfriend allowance lazima wafuatishe text ya kuuliza kama amepata juu dem huwa anaona mpesa message anaclick anarusha simu huko just to send a warning that your subscription was almost overdue.

[W @Wangariiii_]

Am I the only one who doesn't know how to kopa pesa especially from friends? I'd be at my lowest and still wont

[Totty @joellytottila]

Hizi vitu husumbua huko ocha, kula kuku na mayai. Remedy; set a trap with boiled eggs, they eat, can't regurgitate, choke, sayun.

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Hakuna mtu ametafuta jina ya huyu ‘my partner?’

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

The only way to protect your car from theft is adoptin what our parents used to do...removing something that will inconvenience them....make it a habit ya kuchomoa ignition fuse anywhere you don't trust... or more so remove a whole coil completely 😂

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Watu kama Bookten hukua wale waluya huwacha bibi kwa nyumba ya nyasi uko Kabuchai kazi ni kuenda December kumpea mimba alafu arudi Nairobi kuruka ruka na waschana.

[Ipostanything LFC @postanythingLFC]

The reason slot won premier league in his first season in Liverpool.

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Iyo kamba ni kuwasha generator?

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

mkisettle for nonsense shida yenu

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Iconic Divock Origi moments 😮‍💨

[Divock Origi @DivockOrigi]

My purpose in the game is fulfilled ⭐️

I lived out my childhood dreams, played on the biggest stages, won the biggest trophies. Grateful to God for all of it.

To all my fans, the clubs, my teammates and my family: this will forever be ours. Thank you.

The mission is complete. Now I step into my next calling.

More of the journey to come.

Love,

Divock Origi

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Aoko ameambiwa aguze akafikiria ni kuguzana matako 🤣

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Men who don't marry for aesthetics but tactics are my favorite people.

[Kanishk @jeene2yarr]

A feminist can humiliate even her own father for online validation, while a misogynist can fight the entire world to defend his mother's honor