King James

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Getting laid > life

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Fuck y'all

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Pumpkin spice latte flavored meth for the white girls

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Do donuts in front of cops, they love donuts!

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Need help staying warm? Put your hands in the toaster!

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

With the right tools you can open Chickfila on Sundays

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Don't have enough money to buy something? Steal it.

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

rt if u twerked at church today

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God mom it's just meth

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Now proven: if you eat enough rice your math grade will go up 5 or more points. #sciencefact

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Throw every baby you find to see if it's Superman

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

This really works!

1.Hold your breath
2. Die

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Fucking bitches and getting money actually helps your immune system.

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Out of salt? Use cocaine.

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Just in: The useless piece of skin around the vagina is called a woman

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Reenact the original Thanksgiving dinner by killing Native Americans and stealing their land!!

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Drake isn't a rapper. Drake is an emotion.

"How are you today?"

"I'm feeling kinda Drake."

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How to play in a jungle gym http://t.co/bWInWgkTa2

[King James @Its_drizzyy]

Tomorrow is Friday http://t.co/giUDfYwsP9