Devon

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-coffee exists
-gyms exist
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Coldplay concert
-every food item in the world has been hunted/gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country

There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No 4th of July weekends, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up until 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a grateful SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, asking for the promotion, asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You are spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@thumbtack @bbb_us Well @thumbtack @mlz you’re not longer upsetting a potentially paying customer but also harming a small business. I can’t respond because I’m locked out of my account.

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@mlz @thumbtack So I log on today to confirm an arrival time for a pro tomorrow and I get a random notice about my account being deactivated? I try all day to get in touch with support and finally do, only to be told my appeal has been rejected? What is going on?

[Devon @its_Holmes]

This is the response I got. @thumbtack literally offers the ability to contact multiple pros for a quote, which is what I did. @bbb_us maybe you could help?

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@thumbtack @mlz any chance you could help out here? I have a pro scheduled for tomorrow and need to line up several for next week and my account was deactivated without any context

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@thumbtack Why was my account suddenly deactivated? I have services for tomorrow and I can no longer communicate with my pro! What is going on?

[Devon @its_Holmes]

Well @thumbtack has stopped replying on X and their customer support has gone silent. Let’s see if the pro I hired shows up tomorrow

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@thumbtack Also would be great if you could stop spamming my email. What is going on at @thumbtack ?

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@thumbtack You should update your initial text to the correct number then

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@thumbtack You should probably have your team fix this

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@thumbtack I reached out right after this happened this morning and haven’t heard anything from your team!

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@NFL @ProFootballHOF

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"I think this tarnishes everything in the Hall of Fame..

Just because of 10-12 ignorant, jealous, assholes who didn't vote for Bill Belichick"

@JimmyJohnson #PMSLive

[Jimmy Johnson @JimmyJohnson]

PLEASE…If you did not vote for BB identify yourselves!!! Probably too much of a coward..Hide behind your SECRET BALLOT!!!

[Grant Paulsen @GrantPaulsen]

If Bill Belichick can't get into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, you're Hall of Fame doesn't matter.

If Shedeur Sanders makes the pro bowl, the pro bowl doesn't matter.

Tough couple days for sanity.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Bill Polian is the biggest crybaby loser on the planet 😂😂😂. Buddy lost 45-7 in the AFC title game and is still crying. I can’t believe this dude is still alive and still crying. What a pathetic sad loser.

[Devon @its_Holmes]

@NFL the fact you allowed this to happen is a disgrace. What a sad league you are

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Easy fix: Bill Polian can’t be part of the process anymore. He’s out. If he’s still this big of a crybaby, get rid of him.

And take away the votes of everybody who listened to his stupid ass.

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

If rumors are true and Bill Polian led the charge of Belichick waiting because of Deflategate and Spygate does that mean that Tom Brady has to wait too?

Because ain’t no fricking way Tom is waiting or should wait… and neither should Bill!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Text from an NFL executive: “The 10+ people that didn’t vote for BB should be exposed. WTF. This is crazy.”

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

If being a 6× Super Bowl champion as a head coach, 2× Super Bowl champion as an assistant, 3× AP NFL Coach of the Year, and a 2000s and 2010s All-Decade coach doesn’t make you a first-ballot Hall of Famer…

what does?