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I use to be the type of kid who would always thinking sky is falling 😅

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@craig_arch What's so funny NIGGA?

[Jofra Archer @JofraArcher]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@SuperMandzu @DCPNWestDelhi @MumbaiPolice @CPMumbaiPolice @chennaipolice_ please track these pedos and put them in bars.

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"Not alike" is just updated version of "look alive" #kamikaze

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When a SC/ST guy says be in touch..

General kids :

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Mark Zuckerberg as stand up comedian : We respect your privacy, it's safe in our hands.. #Zuckerbergmemes

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If Islam is good then why people kept it as IslamaBAD?

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Saare jaha se acha.
Ambedkar chamar ma bacha..

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As valentines day approaching,

My friend : so what you gonna get on Feb 14?

Me : A snap from Team Snapchat..

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I finally understood why kids giggle whenever I say "69"! Because it's same number when you see it upside down! LOL! Kids..
#innocence

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Me to foreigner

Me : Hey, what's your name?
He : Ben Claude :)
Me : Screw you motherfucker *angrily*
He : Dude "Ben Claude" is my name.

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Met a prostitute who will do anything for 50$.. Guess who did 26/11?
#MumbaiTerrorAttack #MumbaiAttack

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Had a crush on a girl for past 2 days..
I don't know why I hate her after two rounds of fap.
#singlelife

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Show me your TITS
1. Tattoo.
2. Intelligence.
3. Text.
4. Syour tits..

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Apple skipped from iPhone 8 to iPhone X because 7 8(ate) 9..
#AppleiPhoneX

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#NewProfilePic

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I can't believe the heat from the sun just travelled 149 million km just to melt my fucking choco bar......
#heatwave

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Me : * looks into mirror *

Looks like there is no chance for arrange marriage too.. Fuck My Life..

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Downloading tinder is the most self destructive thing you can do..
#tinderdown