Sam

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[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

(sqrt(cos(x))) * cos (300*x) + sqrt (abs(x))-0.7) * (4-x*x) ^0.01 , sqrt (6-x^2) , -sqrt (6-x^2)

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

ولي العهد محمد بن سلمان أنجح رجل في التاريخ؛ قدر يطور المملكة، وهذا شعبها.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

#القبض_على_عبدالله_جزاء_البقمي

مدري ليه مستغربين من استقبال الناس له! نسينا كيف استقبلوا مغتصب النساء حميدان التركي، وكأنه بطل قومي؟

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

@owonnu يبي ينحاش قبل ينسجن من بلاغ شادن القحطاني عليه ههههه
منحط واللي يدافعون عنه منحطين مثله.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

Ashley Marin is the best mom in television history and I’m not even exaggerating.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

Pretty Little Liars will have me stressed out one second and dying laughing at Hanna the next.

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Back to school, kinda.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

@longdepzai_n Not trying to be a buzzkill, but this isn’t funny. Just because it’s funny to the parents doesn’t mean it’s funny to the kid. Scaring children like this can seriously affect them, even if it’s meant to be a joke.

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Messi, I grew up watching you. I became a Barça fan because of you. I watched the French league and MLS just for you. I fell in love with Argentina because of you.

The World Cup just won’t feel the same without you. We’re gonna miss our No. 10 forever.

You’re one of a kind. Born with a gift, and we were born to love you. 🩵

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

Killing Eve peaked in seasons 1 & 2
Everything after that? A disaster.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

Went from “I hate my life” to “I can work with this.” Call it character development.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

Realized too late, slowed down, still hit the bump.
Rebuilding isn’t as smooth as it sounds.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

“Ashley: I left town by the time I was 17. And if I could have, I would have left sooner.

Hanna: So what stopped you?

Ashley: Freedom costs, Hanna. Can’t put everything on a credit card”.

— Pretty Little Liars

well, that sounds familiar…

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

Things don’t control you. The meaning you give them does.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

“Life is short, and the world is wide”.

Anne with an E — Miss Stacy

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“Money can’t buy happiness” has to be the longest-running April Fools joke.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

Self-love is like acne… here one week, gone the next.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

I started writing my diary after The Vampire Diaries inspired me.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

If Van Gogh lived long enough to hear Kpop, we’d be talking about a guy with no ears.

[Sam @Its_SamMiller]

Dear 8 hours of sleep, stop playing hard to get.