Adrian🍕

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[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

If i had a dollar for everytime someone said this i'd be rich.

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

Don't wear a heart rate tracker when pooping;
It just throws off your average HR

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@formal_twitch @kristeban_ Brom li sounds like a character in Mortal Kombat
That's the finisher

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@Sequisha "He wasted an inspiration roll again"

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

-Package being delivered
Me: immediately hides

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@Decicus

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@kristeban_

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

-Me jumping into the shower without testing the temperature

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@C222 What kind of idiot has more than the FDIC insured in a sole bank account

[Jerry Jones Burner @Dallas_Burner]

How I’m gonna sleep tonight knowing the City of Philadelphia is sad and depressed

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@edg3x @Sequisha

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@davidpyetwitch I can see your frustration

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@davidpyetwitch You don't have it?

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@kristeban_ Caterfeller

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

happy new year

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

Last friday of the year my dudes

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

baited.

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

my new year's resolution is, drink more

[Adrian🍕 @its_Scientist]

@TravisShreffler @kristeban_ or a fire hazard