Sam Gross

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

WOW. My convocation photos suck so getting a degree was basically pointless.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

@ashbernstein_ I got sourdough from Saltine and Sephora in the span of 24 hrs. Christmas is July!!!! 🌲 🌟 🎅

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

I love Sephora and bread.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

@WolfatMiller Tbh this has been my only worthy thought in the last 3 years.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

My combo of speeding and parking tickets has probs paid off a few square feet of that stadium.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

I've never seen a gopher like walk or jog. It's always a full sprint.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

Is it just me, or is that lumberjack axe throwing super easy? Every boomerang or insta I've seen the person just nails it.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

Me: I'm so overwhelmed no one talk to me rn.

Dad: did you just take a 4 hour nap...?

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

So many hoverboards, such little hovering.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

I hate when I'm at the doctors office and I hear my doctor next door assessing a baby. Baby assessments take forever.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

Disappointment: realizing the person obnoxiously tailgating you is one of your cool school friends you no longer wanna get to know.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

@CreelmanKid 🙏🏻

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

One final to go. Heard bagpipes and starting crying. Went to Henderson's for 4th time today. Got a tuna sandwich. I'm doing ok.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

Tbh I have three finals today. One is done.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

@braedonmcleod @JohnMayer #almostarhymebutnotquite

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

Losing my fave lipstick is starting to become the most expensive part of my nights out.

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

Me: *actually crying* I'm not ready for the real world

Dad: ahahahahahaha holy shit you have no idea

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

@braedonmcleod And poo heads !! ❤️💩

[Sam Gross @its_theGross]

@sassytbh @ElliotCGross I'm not alone