you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro

RJ’s favorite person and husband ever. parody. not @AdamColePro.

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐄.

[All Ego, no alter. 〢 NOT @OfficialEgo @StealYourSmiles]

Claudio crushed the competition!

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

can't wait for them to be a Costco guy with me 🙏

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

@ItsAboutThaBoom

Our child is such a mini you!

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

fuck you, me and my kid's gonna be Costco guys

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

This kid is going to grow up and resent his father for this

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

nuh uh

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

My husband is about to be murdered at the hands of my best friend.

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

YAY!

I mean- yay!

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

HOW ABOUT YOU STOP YELLING

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

YOU YELLED FIRST

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

we can talk this out???

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

Do not make me use your government name.

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER PAL

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

WHATS WRONG WITH WHAT I SAID

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

our dog.

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

stroking something else rn

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

Adam!

yearly reminder that you’re stroking your ego a little too much.

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

????

I HAVE A BIG COLLECTION OF VIDEO GAMES.

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

(I mean my video game collection guys)

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

yearly reminder that that's not the only thing of mine that's big smh

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

yearly reminder that your ego is so big that you’re blinded by your lies.

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

yearly reminder that she's fibbing and I'm always on top 🙏

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

The yearly reminder that he lies, because he bottoms every night.

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

yearly reminder that she's still the bottom btw

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE???

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

IVE MISSED YOU MORE.

[you either die a hero... — Not @AdamColePro @ItsAboutThaBoom]

I'VE MISSED YOU SM

[Floral and fading. ≛ NOT @JayWhiteNZ @RavelledInVenom]

MY LOVE!