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[rollito primavera @elizabethmoracg]

la escena más graciosa de la odisea fue cuando robert pattinson nombraba cada arma que caía mientras se escondía

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How do I explain to people that I can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with anyone

[Ameenah.B @ammeenahh]

Another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[agnes ☽ @folkloreemind]

i wish spotify had a "songs you forgot about for some weird reason but trust me, you still love them" button

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I hatė when jobs ask you to set “goals.” My only goal is to stay employed, pay my bills, and find fulfillment in the parts of my life that have absolutely nothing to do with my job.

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

please don’t underestimate my ability to forget the contents of a book I loved deeply

[kage @sukikage_]

read the books you bought … read the books you bought… read the books you bought.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“well if we start removing politicians accused of sexual assault, we’d have to remove most of them...”

YES. THAT’S HOW ACCOUNTABILITY WORKS.

NOT HAVING RAPISTS IN OUR GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE THE BARE. F*CKING. MINIMUM. 🤡

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do i love to read? yes. can i also not read for months? also yes.

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

stop saying marijuana is a gateway drug, and start admitting you have/had unresolved issues that made you seek out hard drugs. Never ever in my life have I smoked weed and thought “let me try heroine. let me try cocaine. let me try coke. let me try meth” NEVER.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyerrr, and a shower is the keyesttttt 😭

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

did you know there’s 40 grams of protein in shutting the fuck up

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i admire people who within 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. i need 30 minutes just to figure out where i am and who i am.