Andrew Johnson

Ambition is the path to success, persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. Full time banter.

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Have you watched The Manosphere with Louis Theroux on Netflix?

As the Dad of a 17 year old son, I think @jimmycarr is spot on.

What do you think?

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Theo Walcott asked how Manchester United's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team..

Wayne Rooney's response is class. 😂😂😂😂

[Rush @exRAF_Al]

Young people should be out drinking in bars this Christmas. The risk to their livers is nothing compared to the risk of social isolation.

[Robbie Moore MP @_RobbieMoore]

The message from the Chancellor today couldn’t be clearer:

👉 Don’t save for your future or your pension – Labour will tax it

👉 Don’t take the leap of setting up your own business – Labour will tax it

👉 Don’t work hard to get that pay rise – Labour will tax it

👉 And don’t you dare die holding assets either - Labour will tax it.

Just about the only thing today’s Budget does properly incentivise…is not working at all.

[Andrew Johnson @ItsAndrewJ]

@mondez89 @StevenJonMiller Simple solution Simon. Don’t have 6 children if you can’t afford them.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

If you want to see Rachel Reeves and Keir Starmer get ripped to shreds for 20 full minutes

LOOK NO FURTHER

Kemi Badenoch, hats off, did an incredible job there

Absolutely decimated 👏

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

If you missed Kemi, you need to watch this.

A 10/10 Commons performance

[Peter Bleksley @PeterBleksley]

Today is;
‘National well done for working hard all your life, being financially responsible, and planning for the future, so this government is coming to punish you in order to give your cash to lazy fuckers Day.’
Enjoy.

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/L5cMypcTxz

[Andrew Johnson @ItsAndrewJ]

@fpl_tactician 🧐

[Andrew Johnson @ItsAndrewJ]

@carrson1 @EthanAshworth16 Rangers came. Rangers lost.

[Obiagu 🖤🦁 @MayowaQuadri_]

Harry Maguire changed the narrative around him with just good performances. No PR no campaigns. Just John Cena attitude.

Hustle. Loyalty. Respect.

[Andrew Johnson @ItsAndrewJ]

@stats_feed Means absolutely nothing if you consider GDP per capita.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

For context, that was their 4th game since 2015.

[Andrew Johnson @ItsAndrewJ]

@sportbible Sport Bible clearly being paid to scaremonger. Embarrassing.

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Man United's FA Cup victory means that Erik ten hag has won more trophies (2) in two seasons than Mikel Arteta (1) has in five seasons at Arsenal

[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:

• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 8:

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

https://t.co/5aWGof8QWD

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

Dropped this one at an unusual time. A combination of that & the copyright strikes mean a much smaller reach than normal

Without begging too hard, if you like it, give it a share. Much appreciated x

Spent yonks on this one & X is doing its best to screw me with it's algorithm.