MontyGordon_

66. 6'7. son is CEO🤑 loving ex wife Asandre Tanyell

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baby boy doing so good at work today got CEO

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YA KNOW back in my day peepaw used to clean his toes with rocks -peepaww

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PEEEPAWW

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baby boy doing so good at work today got CEO

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apperently doe jah cart just shaved her head.. i thought she was a fine looking young lady, but now she looks like a shaved horse!! i bet shes a gen z...

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my buddy jered just DIED.. the doctors say its because the fact he was ran over... tiwce.. but I KNOW its because of that flu shot he got last november... #allnaturalcurves #vaccineinjuries #imighthavesurvivedbutjeredsuredidnt

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I think today might be the best day i have in a while... Britney Griner got arrested FINALLY... The fact she didnt stand for the pledge of allegance like this is our country!!!!!

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i am extremely offended right now... i was checking my mail and i saw two BOYS KISSING.. while HOLDING HANDS on MY sidewalk... be aware.. the gays are taking over...

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i am DISGUSTED... i was scrolling on tictac.. and i saw jojo siwa.. but she got a HORROBLE, VILE, DIGUSTING, HAIRCUT... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SWEET LITTLE GIRL? NOW SHES A.. LEZBEAN NUN... #praythegayaway @itsjojosiwa #Survivor

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i was taking my daily walk.. and i almost got stung by a wauce...

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Guys whats that song that goes like dududududududududu

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Today is my lovely daughters birthday sendin you love Harmonica 😘🎉🎁🎈❤️🇺🇸 #birthday #daughterandfather #love #america #thirtyfour

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i gotta admit these gas prices are starting to catch up to my collestrial... im gonna need Biren to lower these or im gonna not be able to pay for medicare! 🤯

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I was at my local Caseys when a zoomer aproaches me making some quite hurtful comments on my appearance and my white diet gatorade... he said i looked like an obese blob fish and that i smelled like a box of old dusty crayons. Be aware Caseys you will be hearing from Daniel...

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everyone i just. wanted to call out the man at taco bell who ran past me and SHARTED in my oxegine tank!!!! not to mention he cut infront of me in line!!!! #freedommfortacobell #killthestench @tacobell

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guys someone told me today that i resemble justun beaver... but i think i look way better than him so.. i dont know why everyone keeps stopping me in the streets asking for a pic and autographs...

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guys i just went to the doctor and apperently im "morbily obese"... more like morbidly hip with the sauce 😱😎😂

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guys i dont know what you mean byu the queens ded because she seemed pretty alive when i met her in the medicine isle at walmart???

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Guys! I cant believe it has officially been a year since i started my weight loss journey... I have lost over 250 pounds. i started with 360 and am now at 145! Hey Siri... How do I lose 250 pounds as a 66 year old male who is 4'11? Wait no! Delete delete!

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guys i dont know how i feel about these vaccines.... i hear them thangs been makin us sick!!!! isnt that the exact opposite of what theyre supposed to do??? #FreedomOfSpeech #WeThePeople #GodsCountry

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guys lkemme tell you all how good it feels these days to walk into a restarhaunt without a mask... i was goin crazy with them didly darn thangs!!! #oxegine #mask #FreeThePeople

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Yall im so happy felet minions have been getting so much attention to them recently... also to represent them we should all paint our faces yellow when it releses like them zoomers have been doing. also can you guys tell me what the flavor is we are going crazy over?