Itsashane™ The Impaler 🐀

He/Him | ancient lich | follow me for #necromancy tips | probably thinking bout peanut butter | sly man plotting his next cheese heist

[Itsashane™ The Impaler 🐀 @Itsashane2]

New thread where I shitpost based my private writing projects that very few people have seen. I enjoyed it a lot the first time

[Itsashane™ The Impaler 🐀 @Itsashane2]

Considering posting memes about a setting I’ve written and shared with like three people. Watching people be confused would be funny

[Stan The Helldiver 🏳️‍⚧️ @StanDiver]

Average legion meetup:

[Itsashane™ The Impaler 🐀 @Itsashane2]

@bonnibloop_ How long until he turns lead into gold?

[Ellie Wilson @ellieokwilson]

After my rapist was convicted, his lawyer said the real injustice wasn't the rape—it was that I'd graduated with top grades while his client was going to prison. He asked what I wore to bed, how I behaved with other men, and accused me of having mental disorders I don't have.

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

heartwarming: principled misogynist refuses to cover trans women in sports as it would entail covering women's sports

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Nightsky @BlueBirdy_Asa]

They tried to convince us we were themes and suching when Fujimoto clearly made the WAR devil an american patriot on purpose

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

"Imagine if the government repressed your sex life, wouldn't that be crazy"

Written and directed by a heterosexual man

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kid to the circus.

[girlwithabigheart2 @ongezellie]

every time liberals are called "left" it makes me wish for hellfire to rain on the US

[Brent Misael 🖤 @_GooeyGUI_]

the way idgaf about ludwig but this is genuinely the funniest thing i've seen a streamer do. the game devs flew his ass to china, made him say shakespearean riddles in a tonal language he does not speak, and didn't pay him. literally did it for the love of the game.

[Alice 🏴☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @AliceBright_]

The engagement this got taught me that appeals to empathy for workers bounce right off capitalists, but the moment you target an insecurity, like being treated as a "wagecuck" they suddenly pay attention. Culture wars are won with rational arguments and humiliating your opponents

[୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @SQNG]

YOU CAN GET YOURSELF BANNED FROM SEEING ADS

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Using a minion gif to bag an older woman is some secret debug cheat code shit

[108r5 @108r5meme]

"ain't no way this is-" yeah that's the entire point of gacha games, they're the waitresses at the casino that come by and entice you to stay with another drink while you're at the slots. it's the entire business model and it's exactly why players get so defensive when insulted.

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

john money literally did all that shit to try and prove gender identity isn’t innate and that you could force it to change, in other words: he did it to try and prove trans people weren’t real, he was openly transphobic

[Hampton Institute @HamptonThink]

Overpopulation is a Malthusian myth. There are 7.7 billion people. 95% of us occupy only 10% of the land. We produce enough food to satisfy 10 billion people & can double that, in a more sustainable way. We have a profit & distribution problem (capitalism), not a people problem.