AustinXIV

Austin, nice to meet ya | old enough | He/They | we live we loyal lets game | credits to @rakkun_t for the amazing pfp | 1/17/24 💝 @_valeon_

[AustinXIV @ItsAustinXIV]

@_Valeon_ @jailynzacharie But yeah I’m down

[AustinXIV @ItsAustinXIV]

@_Valeon_ @jailynzacharie Dawg im gold what do you expect me to do

[Ray₍ᐢ.‸.ᐢ₎ @RhymeWithRay]

We love a supportive and whimsical girl! 👍

[Matt @ItsBlarg]

HOSTING MY VERY FIRST GEOGUESSR TOURNAMENT WITH @ProjectBloomtv

It will be streamed live on both of our Twitch channels and i’m sure a bunch of the contestants will also be streaming!!

[✨ Nou 🌱🌷✨ SHOP OPEN (until august 5th) @nouconcept]

baby goomy is here! ✨💜

[Rikodamu (CEO of Futaba) @Rikodamu1]

Armored Vocaloids

[AustinXIV @ItsAustinXIV]

@tehbauser Happy borf old lady

[お猿のケイ @Kei_PokemonAka]

メガシャンデラ

[ODEROX @ODEROX_F55]

computer major remastered

[Daily Pokemon Facts @JTPokemonFacts]

Pokemon Champions LEAK!

Diddy Kong from Donkey Kong 64 will NOT be coming to Pokemon Champions.

How will this news impact the metagame?

[AustinXIV @ItsAustinXIV]

@_Valeon_ Nah

[jai 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @jailynzacharie]

me when i lie

[Ceecill @cee_cill]

If you receive a DM from me it is NOT ME DO NOT RESPOND. I’ve been hacked on my discord and my YouTube
If the message is THIS, do NOT contact them

[LokiXD @Lokii__XD]

How long after sex is it appropriate to play Pit of heresy from the hit game Destiny 2?

[AustinXIV @ItsAustinXIV]

@_Valeon_ You heard me

[AustinXIV @ItsAustinXIV]

Good morning world I’m hungover as fuck and now looking at my bank account. Since when was I able to DoorDash a fucking catan expansion.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.