Bad Luck Me

Gets struck by lightning. Gets pussy, cats. #BadLuck

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This place is sooo nice.

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On a boat. Titanic

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I don't want to play soccer today

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Girlfriends pregnant. We didn't have sex.

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Fathers day. Abandoned.

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Gets a girlfriend. Dementor

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Finally gets pussy. Allergic to cats.

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Gets honey. No bitches.

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Lands a role on a tv show. Teen Mom.

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Tries to stealthily fart in class. Explosive Diarrhea.

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Gets a Myspace account. Tom unfriends him.

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Dates Rihanna. She beats him.

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Not sexy. Knows it.

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Gets his first hair. On his back.

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White person eats fish. Gets smarter. An Asian ways fish. Gets stupider.

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Passes a test. Pregnancy.

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Eats beef. Gets mad cow disease.

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Gets a date. Ginger.

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Talks to a hobo. Goes homeless.