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the craziest feeling is being pursued by amazing guys, smart funny super cute successful… and literally feeling repelled by their advances because ur hearts being held hostage somewhere else 🫤

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Casey Affleck is my Roman Empire fr

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my type is frail, tattooed, not cute and a little unstable, but full of love.

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@mitchiethewrld Nooooooo

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Alert the press #pfp

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make me laugh

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This

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https://t.co/CFl90u4SUN

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Can’t be sad while frolicking

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The feminine urge to joyously run my car into the person that pulled in front of me just now

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u know when u sit in a room with the heater on for 3 hours watching mindless shit and your butt falls asleep and ur so lethargic it’s like you ran a marathon but really you were just the ultimate useless being

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“Hey giIiIiRl whatcha doin??
Hey girllLlL where ya goin?
Who’s that girl?
Who’s that giIrRlLll. .
It’s JESS!”

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New Girl is sitcom perfection. I said it!!!

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me: i heard bidets are in, should we get one?
nick: ugh fuck you and your trending appliances

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no but really

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wts going on here

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worked out, cried, had secs. busy day today

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ppl that sleep with their mouth wide give me so much anxiety

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why does seeing a pup looking the slightest bit scared send me into a spiral about their home situation

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Consummation
Condensation
Consultation
Is no one else freaked out by this

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Consolation
Consultation
Constellation
?? u telling me these are all different words with unrelated meanings ¿¿
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