Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson

Not had sex since 2018. Definitely called Bill Tommasson

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

UFC Feyter reyt lucks like me. Am only proper champyun me. Gorra blark belt in Judo.

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Chuff da i’srayul int gud is it? Any Pal u Stiniun burds?

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Won naat on t’ponies at Cheltnum fed up of it naa. Chuffin ell remember wen de were orse meat in all the snap at Tesco?

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

On’t same daee a mek mi retern. Ge daan Bantums lad.

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Mason Greenwood has charges against him dropped https://t.co/LpU8zsFd3G

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

@NorthBSHA No rilly mayte mi shits green

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Year agu t’daee. Nu adeeya wa appened ere. Gorra stop avin so much froot

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Chuff me, cem aat mi arrz lak a mashine gun. Wat on urth av a bin eetin?

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Jus pickt up mi noo tele. Dunno wai i lt wer in fridge. Can’t wait tu gerra birra babestation on later.

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Chuffin ell. Fort a wer bad. Nuva lad in a sporra bother wi burds. Gerron nah

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Luv aaat me.

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Chuff.

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Love you @Seeyan

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Nor adda shag fur abaaaat 2 year, faanaly gorra burd back and she’s playin maaancraft. Chuffin ell. Get me Orizontul

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

@thequeen Erd your single naah then. Wah u reckon tu Avin a gu on ol Bill?

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Hello burds. Gorra gerra shag soon me.

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Sucked off orra burd off Emmerdale

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Happy birthday @WillThomas77 simply a legend of the game.

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Chuffin ell. Tu be fair a was tired.

[Bill ‘Shags Nowt’ Tommasson @ItsBillT1]

Chuffing ell. Bin gerrin reyt in t animeeh laytley. Reyt fanci cartoons aah do.