Blake Gaylord

LA dancer✨Calarts Alum🌻Giving you a small dose of laughter and a big dose of no filter

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My cat likes to watch me sleep. It's like I have my own personal Edward Cullen, minus the sparkle. Unless she gets into my glitter makeup...

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@BrianClowdus @GovRonDeSantis I’m jealous. I’m so tired of this bs here in CA

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@samanthamarika1 Hello hi! Sign me up! Conservative girl living in California ready for a real man with real values!!!

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@taneshaharris30 It’s Cyndi Lauper 🍿

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Every year they announce the @DancingABC cast and I scream a little inside cause I’m not in it lol #DWTS

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@hashtagtors It’s Orange County lol.....

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Would now be too late to get my 2019 calendars back to put on the wall? #AskingForAFriend

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Going to start a band and name it “I’m exhausted” and the name of our first album will be “I’m very tired” #help

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When you find out the Jonas Brothers have a fourth brother like
did we skip to the year 3000 or......

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@TeefaT1329 @JoshSussman But Jesus Josh, why do you keep stealing my sisters chocolate. Lordy 😂

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@TeefaT1329 I can teach you how to do this lmao

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PSA: Getting my eyebrows threaded is probably the most stressful thing I’ve done since going through the TSA security line at the airport #psa

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@hashtagtors He mumbled and came back to bumble. Lololol sting on bro 🐝

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@hashtagtors It is. But @ColourPopCo concealer is just as good if not better 🙌🏻

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Apparently ten years ago I was stating the obvious lmao #facebook

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Just another day where everyone is an Uber driver and they all are trying to run me off the road.....

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Today while teaching 5 year olds...

Little girl: “Last night I watched TWO scary movies!?”
Me: “oh really!? Which scary movies did u see!?”
Little girl: “Toy Story AND Star Wars!”

#relatable 😂😂😂😂

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Found out my moon sign is #Aries and I’m not sure if I should be super excited about that or annoyed....🧐😂 #Astrology #Horoscope

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At the vets waiting and this little girl comes in and tells me “I like animals more than I like people”
ME TOO GIRL. ME TOO 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻