Caleb Lewis

Chaotic neutral at best

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

@SaeedDiCaprio If you agree with this I don’t like you

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

@SourceOfPowerG @KSI That sound an awful lot like something a guilty person would say

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

Just had the realisation that I’m still in the good old days. How spectacular is that. Life is zesty rn

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

I’d kill a man for some chipotle Mayo

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

@McDonalds Good tweet

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

@Stranger_Things I want Eddie’s Pig ring more than anything

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

New relationships are so ick, like… how long y’all been dating? “Two weeks” nah I can’t, sorry that’s yucky

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

Funny how pro life isn’t really pro life at all

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

Time will take your life and make the world forget your name

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

This self love thing is kinda awesome.. why didn’t y’all tell me about this sooner?

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

Music for a sushi restaurant by Harry styles is GOING to become a Coca Cola ad in Summer I’m calling it now

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

@LilNasX 14 more followers until I’m funny 🎉

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

My ex made me watch horror movies obviously to prepare me for how terrifying being in a relationship with her would be

[Ferminator @Cule_Ben]

Will smith got the hardest album cover of 2022 #Oscars #Oscar2022 https://t.co/mRaMdlLMZh

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

Someone give Will Smith a Snickers😭 #Oscars #WillSmith

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

If your shows Twitter bio needs to say “Hate speech will be removed/blocked” the show shouldn’t exist!!!

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

Do the @CW_Riverdale actors need help?

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

@RiverdaleWriter what is going ON over there?!?!

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

I may well fall in love with Daisy Edgar-Jones

[Caleb Lewis @ItsCalebJohn]

If you’re team doors unfollow me

[Alex Elmslie @ImAllexx]

wheels 4 ever ⚙️